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    They just finished filming the final Date Everything video and Dan can’t get the game (and some of Phil’s chaotic choices) out of his head. Not just Trap Dorian - although that’s a nice visual too - but a certain shy and shadowy roleplay-loving character who hit a little too close to home.

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    English
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    1,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    729
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    Dan and Phil live in London. Above a restaurant. And Phil can’t help that he has a habit of leaving the cereal out.
    Really, it’s no surprise that they have a mouse problem and Phil doesn't blame the mice for trying to eat, but catching and releasing them humanely is a lot more work than it seems.

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    English
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    1,909
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    382
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    “It’s like, you know, the thing where you’re looking for your soulmate everywhere but it turns out he’s actually singing Britney Spears over breakfast or whatever?” The words just tumble out of his mouth before he can fully think through the implication of them. “It’s like that.”

    Of all the words Dan could’ve chosen, he has no idea why his brain went straight to calling them soulmates while he stands in Phil’s kitchen, wearing that bright green hoodie he stole off the bedroom floor as he watches Phil cook. He doesn’t even believe in souls, and it’s way too intense for nine in the morning.
    He absolutely meant it, though. Something about it just feels right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,580
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    700
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    “It’s no fair that of all the infinite parallel universes out there I got stuck in the one where my only choices are being some loser dropout or being a lawyer the rest of my life.”

    It’s the morning of his exam, and Dan isn’t taking it. The excitement he felt last night about finally being free from studying law has faded away now that he has to face the reality of the decision in the morning and what that means for his future. It feels kind of unfair that he’s stuck worrying about uni instead of spending the night out in Tokyo or flying first class to a foreign beach resort, but at least it can’t be all that bad if he’s here making YouTube videos in Manchester, waking up next to Phil as late as he wants with no more exams to worry about.

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    English
    Words:
    1,221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    229
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    The bedroom is a technology-free zone, but Phil's scrolling TikTok anyway. Dan's had a long day and wants a camera-free distraction once he convinces Phil to put the phone down.

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    English
    Words:
    1,429
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    966
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    Bonus ficlet: The bit with the vase isn’t really a bit anymore if the cameras are off.

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    English
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    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    282
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    “I mean, you weren’t expecting it.” “It was funny.” - Phil in 2018 explaining why he tackled Dan at the end of pinof 1
    “Why can’t two bros just tackle each other, you know?” - Phil in 2023 answering the same question again

    It's 2009, Phil just met Dan, and he has the urge to tackle him to the floor and catch him by surprise. It doesn't matter why, just that it worked perfectly.

    Inspired by “phil is not on fire”

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    435
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    That one time Dan and Phil hugged on stage at VidCon.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    150
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    301
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    Dan and Phil taped their legs together and tried to play DDR in a tiny room, and of course absolute chaos ensued.

    Inspired by “THREE-LEGGED DDR CHALLENGE”

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    221
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    A month without uploading he comes back with a tag… and some questions about how much he should really say about himself for a viral challenge created by Ryan Higa.

    Inspired by “Dan’s Diss Track - ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    213
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    “There was really only one thing that they weren’t going to do in the name of tying up loose ends. Not yet, anyway.”

    Inspired by “Giving The People What They Want”

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    350
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    285
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    “You have to go collect the food now.”
    “No I can’t.”
    “Yeah, you have to.”
    “I don’t have legs.”

    Based on (the very infamous and definitely sleep deprived and also possibly high) “THE FINAL GOOGLE FEUD”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    450
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    427
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    “So there’s something quite big I’ve been meaning to tell you guys… This isn’t my natural hair color. I’ve been dyeing it since I was about fifteen, it’s kind of mousy brown but it goes really ginger in the sun, and I prefer it to look dark. There. It’s out there. You happy? Oh, there is something else. I’m gay.” - Phil Lester, 2019

    Inspired by “Coming Out To You”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    310
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    Phil slides his hand up Dan’s thigh without a hint of subtlety. “Mhm. We have plenty of time this evening.”
    “Time for- what was it you said before? ‘Spreading open a good book?’”

    Phil doesn’t really want to spend his Friday night reading a book, but Dan’s having too much fun with the joke after he attempted a monetization-friendly spin on “bending over and spreading wide” while playing InQueeries.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    813
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    After a long time searching for the right creative outlet, Phil is a jewelry specialist at Mikey’s Mods Piercing and Tattoo Studio in York, curating designs for clients in the small piercing studio. Unexpectedly, he gets invited to the international piercing conference in Las Vegas, where he not only gets to explore a new city but learn more about the job and how things operate in other places. He also gets to meet new people in the industry, like Dan, a piercer at one of Mikey’s other locations who’s more than happy to show him around his first conference. It’s a whirlwind week in America, and a long flight back home to his quiet apartment.

    (Piercer x Jewelry specialist AU)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,106
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,031
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    It's not as if they're never affectionate with one another after nearly sixteen years together, but out in London Dan and Phil have always been careful how they act when other people could see. It’s such a small thing to just hold hands as they walk home, but sometimes it feels a lot bigger than that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    850
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    572
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    Birthdays haven’t always been easy for Dan, between the shitty childhood memories and the constant reminders that he’s a year closer to dying. But as he’s gotten older - and a lot happier - birthdays have started to not seem so bad after all. There are still moments where he finds himself back in that old negative mindset, but with his friends and family (and several years of therapy) he’s finally able to enjoy the day for what it is, which is pretty damn great.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    361
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    Other people are other people, but Phil is Phil - it's different.
    When Dan retreats to his bedroom to decompress after a long week, he doesn't mind it one bit when Phil finds him and wraps his arms around him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    911
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    Dan takes plenty of random candid photos of Phil as he admires all the scenery from the bright flowers to the small lizards, but Phil wants to get one nice photo too.

    (Based on the eighth photo in their Instagram post where Phil’s in the red lacy shirt)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,254
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    584
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    An unfortunate case of food poisoning means spending the day reading in the hotel room on vacation. Phil picks up Dan’s book to see what sort of story he’s into.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    525

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