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    “Do you know how it tastes kind of good when you bite your tongue and you can taste the blood in your mouth?”
    Phil really wants to bite something. Dan mostly wants to be left out of Phil's weird new kink and stop hearing about vampires. But when they go to look in the mirror and nothing's there, Phil might just be right about the vampire thing after all (just don't call the army).

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    Dan is confident he can fight a wild cat, whether it's a leopard, cheetah, or even a lion. He's not stupid enough to actually try it, but what better use for the AI simulation room they paid to have installed in the basement of the house than to test out his skills? Phil might not be on the same page about what the room should be used for, but it's all fine as long as nobody gets hurt...
    Inspired by Ray Bradbury's short story, The Veldt.

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    The end of the world is slow and quiet. There are no explosions, no riots, just the gradual buildup of floods and fires and earthquakes until the earth can’t take it anymore.
    Dan doesn’t believe in the politicians and their ideas of “normalcy,” but he absolutely believes in Phil and would follow him through hell and back. Phil wants to believe in hope and fate, but what matters most is that through it all he still has Dan.
    Dan and Phil in the apocalypse, inspired by Hozier’s album, “Wasteland, Baby!”

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    "I would ask no questions, and I would help him get rid of the body." - Dan Howell, 2025

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    Dan and Phil are working with some new people on their 2025 Tiny Horse calendar when someone accidentally calls Dan "Teddy," and the joke sticks. It's quote-able, meme-able, and maybe not a good idea to save it as the default file name without checking first.

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    "I’m gonna see that fucking tree if I have to swim the rest of the goddamn way"
    When Dan and Phil end up in New York in December, they decide to make the most of it and see some iconic Christmas decorations. They're trying their best to figure the city out, but the weather just isn't cooperating.

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    When Phil gets home late from a business meeting without Dan, he just so happens to have a particularly vengeful playlist going, and Dan's going on about how women should go back to pushing their shitty husbands off of a cliff.

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    “It was a serious oversight, in stealing from the rich, that you couldn’t really tell if they were unbothered because the money never mattered, or unbothered because they had so much cash they were using it to insulate their walls.”

    For thirty-three years Dan’s lived up in the hill districts outside Who-ville, watching the wealthy elites celebrate their Christmases in the valley with glitter and food and an unfathomable amount of expensive gifts while the rest of the world was left cold and hungry, completely ignored. Between the off-key choir concerts and the way he could feel the icy wind through his uninsulated walls on Crumpit Lane, he had enough of it. It’s time for Who-ville to see what Christmas is like for everyone else, even if that means taking it by force.

    A How the Grinch Stole Christmas AU

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    Phil's up late checking the RPF poll on Tumblr again rather than packing for their flight to Australia, and Dan can sense that he's scheming something.

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    Dan can't stop stressing about what people think of their Sims series after another interviewer brought up Dalien's monogamous relationship and the windows on the Howlter house they never fixed. Phil, on the other hand, just wants to embrace their little Australian vacation without Dan going on and on about work.

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    Phil really, really, wants to touch up the blonde before going to Australia but with the Thanksgiving weekend and the general last-minute chaos of the holiday season, there are no available appointments to get his hair bleached before they get on their next flight. Luckily for him, there's an impulsive idea, a Walgreens beauty aisle, and a hotel bathroom to make it work.

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    Watching a movie? It's a date. Sharing popcorn? It's a date. Traveling through Pennsylvania on a tour bus with their crew with no privacy whatsoever? In a town called Intercourse? Definitely a date.
    Dan and Phil think it's funny to joke about everything they do being called a date. Their crew who are all stuck on a tour bus with them, not so much.

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    After months of saying he wants an eyebrow piercing, Phil finally steps out of his comfort zone and commits to it.

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    During the pre-show in Reading, Phil reads out the results of the roleplay poll someone printed out for them - they're winning against Jesus and Judas. Because that's what RPF stands for, right?

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    Phil might have accidentally booked them an extra night at their Boston hotel. He also might have slept through his alarm the next morning. And he also might have sat in some chocolate and managed to ruin his pillow, requiring their already-late departure pause for a quick trip to a certain aptly named furniture store.

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    Dan and Phil go on the same walk in the woods two years later, but there are no cameras this time.
    There's one video Phil doesn't have to watch to remember exactly how it ends.

    This is the final part in this series that builds on the previous three stories in this same timeline, and I highly recommend reading the previous three first before you read this one to understand the context (Love, September, Till Death Do Us Part, and Perfect like a picture, even when they look through the grains).

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    Dan and Phil having a cozy night in with red wine, taking photos for a holiday card and taking videos for each other.

    This fic is technically the third part in a series but can be read as a standalone. However, for more context I recommend reading Love, September and Till Death Do Us Part, the other two parts which are set in the same timeline.

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    Dan and Phil get married on New Year's eve.
    A glimpse into the reception, as seen through the videographer's distant lens.

    This fic is technically the second part in a series, but it can be read as a standalone. However, I recommend you read Love, September first for a bit more context.

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    They say you can tell someone's in love by the moments they capture on camera.
    Dan and Phil on a scenic autumnal walk in the woods, as seen through the videos they take of each other.

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    Dan and Phil are in New York on tour and agreed to meet a friend across the city, so having taken lots of trains around the world like the grown adults they are, they get on the subway. Except when the conductor calls out the next stop at 28th Street, they realize they've made a big mistake.

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    24
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