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    "Look," Shen Qingqiu said. "I'm not the nicest person out there. Most people hate me, actually. But I'll make sure you get fed and wear nice clothes and sleep with a roof over your head, and I'll teach you everything you have to know. You just have to listen to me and be good."

    "Binghe can be good," the boy said in a small voice.

    When a mission involving kidnapped children forces Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge to work together or else, Shen Qingqiu finds himself with a most unexpected boon after - a small, precocious, and all too lonely young orphan named Luo Binghe. Shen Qingqiu's never wanted to be a parent before, nor does he know what he's doing with a four (or five) year old suddenly on his hands. But really, who else does the kid in the world have but him?

    (Who does Shen Qingqiu have either?)

    Somehow, the original Shen Qingqiu becomes a proud Mamajiu, and no one else on Cang Qiong can stop him.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    Shen Qingqiu had always hoped that if the chance arose he’d be able to tell his friends about his life as Shen Yuan on his own terms. It had never even crossed his mind that the day would come where his deepest secret would be outed in front of his husband, his friends, and his entire sect.

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    22 Jul 2025

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    Shang Qinghua really thought that he, as the author and creator of this world, had the immunity against wife plots. Now staring at the Original Mobei-jun in all his menacing glory, Shang Qinghua decided that no. No one was fucking safe anymore.

    Look, he didn't have Cucumber-bro's OP wifebeam superpowers! He wasn't properly equipped to deal with this bullshit!

    (Or: two versions of Mobei-jun vs one Shang Qinghua)

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    03 Jul 2025

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    For the record, Shen Yuan wants it known that he does not want to be an emperor! He neither has the skills nor the wit to successfully lead a country, especially one as chaotic and wild as the demon realm. He doesn’t even know how to handle the inventory of a grocery store, how can he possibly handle an entire empire by himself?

    ...It does not look like he has a choice, though.

    OR: Shen Yuan’s Guide on How to Not Get Killed by the Protagonist, Demon Emperor Edition

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    02 Mar 2025

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    Shen Qingqiu aka Shen Yuan aka Peerless Cucumber transmigrated into Proud Immortal Demon Way and set about trying to change the plot and save his white lotus disciple. Unfortunately, the System is unwilling to negotiate on one key plot point: Luo Binghe must go into the Endless Abyss.
    Shen Yuan has a plan to save Luo Binghe from the horrors of the abyss AND fulfill the System’s requirement. He just hopes it won’t accidentally kill him instead.

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    Cucumber remembers a ridiculous magical pair of rings that lets the soul of one person trade places with the soul of another as long as they are both wearing their rings.

    Slow updates but not abandoned, I promise <3

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    16 Feb 2025