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    Alhaitham does not get drunk.

    Kaveh has known him for a long, long time, and he has never seen the man drunk.

    Has he slipped sideways into a parallel universe? Alhaitham can’t be drunk. Alhaitham doesn’t get drunk. Why is Alhaitham drunk in his arms?


    Alhaitham doesn't get drunk, until he does, and Kaveh has to deal with the repercussions of Aether's impressive ability to put away drinks.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    If Reddit existed in Teyvat, here would be a post by throwaway account u/mirrors893282.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    Or, Kaveh has a dream about a life he could have lived.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Alhaitham is just trying to survive his final year of university while juggling his secret identity as Spider-Man without jeopardizing his academic standing or dying. Simple goals. Unfortunately, his biggest obstacle isn’t a supervillain—it’s his endearingly overdramatic roommate.

    Who won’t stop asking Alhaitham why he keeps coming home bruised.

    And won't stop yelling at Spider-Man to understand basic architectural integrity when slamming bad guys into buildings.

    (Or: Spider-Man!Alhaitham and Gwen Stacy!Kaveh)

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    21 Jul 2026

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    To the Grand Deity of Wisdom, Her Majesty All-Knowing,

    I write this letter with a heavy heart, yet with a mind as clear as the waters of Ardravi. I write to You with a prayer, in hopes that You may provide safe refuge for Your much humbled servant.

    “...Alhaitham, what are you–”

    “The skies only made sense to me because of you. The skies are only sacred to me because of you. And it has been made clear from the beginning of my academic journey how you have always been my inspiration, Senior.” Alhaitham raises a hand to him, reaching out in hopes that his senior will finally allow him to touch him. “Kaveh, if it were not for you, I would have never looked up.”

    In a nation and era that deeply favors faith over science, Alhaitham commits a sin that is too grave for his own good — all for the one he calls his rival.

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    16 Jul 2026