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Alhaitham does not get drunk.
Kaveh has known him for a long, long time, and he has never seen the man drunk.
Has he slipped sideways into a parallel universe? Alhaitham can’t be drunk. Alhaitham doesn’t get drunk. Why is Alhaitham drunk in his arms?
Alhaitham doesn't get drunk, until he does, and Kaveh has to deal with the repercussions of Aether's impressive ability to put away drinks.- Language:
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30 Jul 2026
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AITA for allowing my broke friend to live in my house for discounted rent? by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 May 2023
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If Reddit existed in Teyvat, here would be a post by throwaway account u/mirrors893282.
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30 Jul 2026
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kaveh receives four divine revelations from the universe and attempts to bankrupt himself a second time by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Apr 2024
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Or, Kaveh has a dream about a life he could have lived.
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28 Jul 2026
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With Great Power Comes a Terrible Rent Split by dtnvrr4
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 May 2025
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Alhaitham is just trying to survive his final year of university while juggling his secret identity as Spider-Man without jeopardizing his academic standing or dying. Simple goals. Unfortunately, his biggest obstacle isn’t a supervillain—it’s his endearingly overdramatic roommate.
Who won’t stop asking Alhaitham why he keeps coming home bruised.
And won't stop yelling at Spider-Man to understand basic architectural integrity when slamming bad guys into buildings.
(Or: Spider-Man!Alhaitham and Gwen Stacy!Kaveh)
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- Part 1 of The (Not So) Greater Good
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21 Jul 2026
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A Letter to the Grand Deity of Wisdom, Her Majesty All-Knowing by shinnokita
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jul 2026
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To the Grand Deity of Wisdom, Her Majesty All-Knowing,
I write this letter with a heavy heart, yet with a mind as clear as the waters of Ardravi. I write to You with a prayer, in hopes that You may provide safe refuge for Your much humbled servant.
“...Alhaitham, what are you–”
“The skies only made sense to me because of you. The skies are only sacred to me because of you. And it has been made clear from the beginning of my academic journey how you have always been my inspiration, Senior.” Alhaitham raises a hand to him, reaching out in hopes that his senior will finally allow him to touch him. “Kaveh, if it were not for you, I would have never looked up.”
In a nation and era that deeply favors faith over science, Alhaitham commits a sin that is too grave for his own good — all for the one he calls his rival.
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16 Jul 2026
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Mehrak may not be the smartest piece of machinery out there, but it is nothing if not devoted to its creator. Anything Kaveh asks of it, Mehrak will perform to the best of its capabilities.
One day, it finds itself presented with its greatest challenge yet: to make Kaveh “happy”.
In which Mehrak mistakes a throwaway comment from Kaveh as an order and does everything in its (regrettably limited) power to fulfill it. When it realizes that Kaveh’s happiness could lie with a certain roommate, it intends to throw everything it has into playing matchmaker.
(And if it learns a little bit more about itself along the way—well, all the better, right?)
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08 Jul 2026
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“I think I didn’t add enough mesh for flexibility. Sorry, I’ll have to take it apart again.”
“I am not distressed. It is merely an assembling defect. You may correct it as you see fit.”
“Hmm, do you want ice cream later? I used to cheer up when I ate ice cream after visiting the doctors. You could try pecans and—”
“I do not need... ice cream.”
Alhaitham is, by all definitions, not human. He does not require sleep, he does not require food, and he possesses no non-logical primary motivators.
He knows this. The neighbours know this. The delivery bots know this.
He wonders if his maker does.
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21 Jun 2026
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To admit that it began would mean that he was once a yes and now he was ruined, and there was, perhaps, a time when he wouldn’t be. And how inconceivable, to entertain the possibility of being without ache looming over his days, how naive, how childish, to hope, to want for things when he knew perfectly that they would never come.
Dazai knows history. It goes like this: gone with a bang, out like a light. There are many names in history, but none of them are theirs.
or, Dazai wants. It takes a long way to figure out where to go from there.
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05 Aug 2022
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I Was Screaming Your Name Through The Radio by ElectricSplatter
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Dec 2020
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“Four months from now will be the seven year anniversary of when you and Osamu Dazai released your hugely successful first and only album Double Black and its diamond single Corruption. After performing with Dazai earlier this year, are you planning anything special to celebrate?”
“Corruption is insanely overrated, and I would prefer to never hear Dazai’s voice for the rest of my fucking life.”
gorgeous art by @Letnia919 and liz
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23 Jan 2022
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A long moment passes between them, and Hinata watches, starstruck, as Heitor’s eyes linger on Nice’s silhouette from across the venue. His voice is deep, rich, all encompassing. “Some people change your life just by being in it, and you don’t want to let that go.”
Huh, Hinata thinks grandly.
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22 Jul 2020