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Tonight I'm thinking of you by softbastardd
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Dead by Daylight (Video Game)
27 Mar 2024
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Chris runs into the one person he misses the most, and he's never wanted to get away faster.
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Pre-spencer mansion Chris meets Mid RE5 Wesker! You don't need any DBD knowledge for this.
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I Wouldn't be Caught Dead in this Place (Isn't this exactly where you'd like me?) by softbastardd
Fandoms: Gotham (TV)
29 Jun 2022
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“What are you in for?” The kid asked, after a moment of silence.
“Excuse me?” Oswald spluttered.
“I’m assuming it’s not good behaviour.” Teeth flashing as he smiled at him, reminding Oswald briefly of a caged animal.
“I…” He sighed and pursed his lips, “Ms. Curran didn’t appreciate my story.”
“Same here. What did you write about?” His smile grew- if that was even possible at this point. The kids face was 90% mouth, not that it was a bad thing.
“Killing James Gordon.” Oswald replied with no hesitation, if he was lucky it would cause him to back away.
Instead, the kid’s eyes glittered, wide with glee. Now that Oswald was actually looking at him, there was a cold intelligence behind them, the sparkle almost academic in nature.
“What about you?” Oswald asked, then watched as the smile fell from his face.
“It was the…Kringle situation…again.” He looked away sheepishly.
Oswald had almost forgotten the other thing the riddle kid was known for. He gave an understanding nod, letting the kid know he didn’t have to say it out loud.
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Nygmobblepot Highschool AU, I promise its not as dumb as it sounds. -
like my heart is hitting the ground by softbastardd
Fandoms: Gotham (TV), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, CLAMP in Wonderland, Saw (Movies)
06 Jun 2022
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title is from mitski - townie
Ed is precariously at the wheel during a mountainside drive in the heavy rain, after being convinced into a road trip by his best friends and former lovers.Series
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The 'Pissy Shitties' Incident by softbastardd
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Sep 2021
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A streamdust Crusaders Cinematic Universe Production:
Joseph Joestar has been lied to by people on the internet.
Also he's going to the cinema with his friends.Series
- Part 3 of Streamdust Crusaders
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May 27th (Saturday) by softbastardd, W_Snale
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Aug 2021
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A streamdust crusaders cinematic universe production:
Joseph Joestar has been let loose, go-pro in hand.
On a trip to Morioh to meet his son for the first time- Joseph Joestar, beloved 69-year-old streamer decides to stream his second day in the small town. No one is spared from his path of destruction - Josuke and Okuyasu get rudely interrupted, Rohan Kishibe has a horrible morning, Koichi Hirose makes yet another friend, Muhammed Avdol runs across Morioh with his Husband, and Jotaro is tormented by Kakyoin. Chasing down a bizarrely jacked old man has become the day's priority for (almost) everyone involved.Series
- Part 2 of Streamdust Crusaders
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The Jim Gordon/Josuke Higashikata/Ed Nygma Polycule by orphan_account, softbastardd
Fandom CLAMP in Wonderland, Gotham (TV), Saw (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Jun 2022
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Streamdust Crusaders by softbastardd, W_Snale
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Sep 2021
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Joseph Joestar, in his infinite wisdom, has begun uploading youtube videos to the official speedwagon foundation youtube channel after changing the password and locking them out. He's managed to rope almost everyone in his life into this somehow, and no one's happy about it.
His personal assistant turned editor, Muhammed Avdol. His neighbour, Jean Pierre Polnareff. His grandson, Jotaro Kujo. His underqualified PR agent, Noriaki Kakyoin. His son, Josuke Higashikata. It seems no one can escape Joseph Joestar and his audience!
Joseph himself seems unable to escape drama too, being in a strange rivalry with the equally famous DIO, a man with an affinity for doxxing anyone and everyone(including himself.) Luckily for them, the collective internet can't get enough of either of their hijinks.
Check out the #streamdustcrusaders on instagram for accompanying art.
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It's the fall of Rome, my Caligula syndrome (Gotham Tap Water) by W_Snale
Fandoms: Gotham (TV)
14 Sep 2020
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"The standardized scores for each water quality parameter are based on predetermined rating curves, such that a score of 100 indicates excellent water quality and a score of 0 indicates poor water quality." - from the United Nations paper on global drinking water quality.
Or, Gotham tap water is mildly toxic and probably affects the quality of criminal they produce. Mayor Cobblepot (unknowingly) will set this right.
CURRENTLY BEING REEDITED -NEW CHAPTERS MAYBE IN THE WORKS MAYBE NOT
Bookmarked by softbastardd
22 Jun 2021
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i'm not alone anymore by violetides for Erisazalea
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
07 May 2020
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1:42 AM - hello
He keeps his eyes shut for so long, almost trying to submerge himself in the sounds of water tapping his roof and the scent of white tea and rain drops, that he nearly misses the message when it comes.
1:44 AM - Unknown Number - Wrong number
(or, nagito komaeda texts a random number for company, and a stranger named hajime hinata replies.)
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Can I have this dance? by indiscreetlove
Fandoms: Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
12 May 2020
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What if nothing got wrong, everything was okay? No corruption, no dispair. Only this? Their school years at Hope's Academy finally got to an end, much to their sadness. They would miss each other, and that's why they needed that prom.
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Nagito asks Hajime to dance, even though they're both awkward teenagers who don't know what being in love is like.
Bookmarked by softbastardd
14 May 2020
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Love is just as captivating as Despair by MissDollxx
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
31 Oct 2024
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In a world full of Despair, people without a Talent are at a disadvantage. Without it, you’re helpless. Useless. Hunted.
Talentless Hajime Hinata has been in hiding for years now, living off of scraps and trying to fly under the radar unnoticed.
That is until he meets one of the Ultimate Despair.His fucking Soulmate.
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14 May 2020
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Level Five, Room 34 by orphan_account
Fandoms: Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
20 Oct 2020
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A non despair AU where Nagito's illnesses move slightly faster than he originally planned, landing him in hospital. Somehow his luck eventually brought something to him that he never would have first expected to mean anything.