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    L’homme Distrait is a painting in the corner of the room, below a collection of Renoir’s studies of water. People’s eyes pass over it, oddly put off, although there isn’t much wrong with it. At first, anyway.

    It is by a young man named Alfred Sisley, and it is odd because Sisley is known (already) for his landscapes. It is a very small canvas, all light and the spill of shadow, the press of a hand against a pillow, the fall of hair along bare shoulders, a shirt slipped down to cup the upper arm, to reveal a smattering of intimate freckles along the back of the neck, trailing ever-downwards. Morning sun spills through the window the figure looks out of, and his face is hidden by the picture, captured from behind. His fingertips press into the pillow, clutching a little of the fabric, and what little the viewer can see below him shows bare feet tucked underneath bare legs, a tantalising peek at whatever else might lie beneath. It is tender.

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    His wife, Adora Belle, has seen him stunned to silence many times. This is why she is his wife.

    Commander Vimes has seen him shocked, too, but this is because Sybil and Sam (and young Sam) are regular dinner guests of Moist and Adora Belle (and young Letty, who’s just said her first word).

    The man in front of him has also seen him stunned to silence many times. This is why he is his boss.

    *

    This fic is not as sad as the title and premise would have you believe. It is very, very silly.

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    “When the sun and the storm reach the edge of the world, then the spirit will sing and the sea will unfurl.”
    an Isnyen traditional rhyme

    Upon arrival to Port Belfry, Yoongi had looked up at the hanging masts, the makeshift gibbet, pushed over the sea. There’d been three bodies spinning in the wind, eyes gone, gulls perching on their shoulders; three bodies hanging underneath the wooden sign.

     

    Beware ye witches.

     

    Everyone knows what the Governor's council of Waelren like to do to sea witches. Yoongi just never thought it would ever get the chance to happen to him.

    ***

    Yoongi is a sea-witch from the icy country at the top of the world; he's been sailing on one ship or another for a year now, trying to work out where the magic is going, vanishing from the world. Hoseok is a mysterious man in a mask who needs a boat, and as the two of them set out on a quest for the Witch at the Edge of the World, they may find more that ties them together than they thought at first.

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    Jo Haseul is the carer of the woods.

    Of course, that isn’t her only job. On weekday evenings she goes into the village, where she’s part of a freestyle zumba class (her, her instructor, Old Lady Elaine from down the town, and two nine-year-old twin boys called Toddy and Toby. She also runs milk deliveries for the fishermen, who don’t charge much at all for the squid-ink milk bottles (healing properties, very nice in tea), and when she’s got a moment free she fills in surveys online for spare change.

    So correction: Jo Haseul is the carer of the woods, the dancer of zumba, the deliverer of milk, and the filler of surveys.

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    Dowoon knows every inch of Younghyun's schedule the same way Younghyun knows every second of his. They’ve grown that way, entangled.

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    It makes such a merry sight, as to make an old woman's heart warm. The carved lion's face cracks and blackens, and she tells it good riddance, and she means it with all the strength she's ever had.

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    Eden, like most things, is a cyclical concept.

    And at least her name is Edie. Close enough to be careful, but it isn't a re-run of the past, and that should be good enough for anyone.

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    "His eyes shine. His hair is more angelic than halos could ever be."

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    Over the world, the forest looms.

    Always has, always will.

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    So nobody talks about breaking.

    Or at least, nobody talks about breaking 'til you're broke.

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    “Hi,” says Peter, one unremarkable Wednesday in late February. Michelle and Ned are sitting in Peter’s room; May’s got plenty used to them being around even without her nephew, and at this point Michelle’s more familiar with Peter’s apartment than she is her own house. He’s crawling through the window to greet them, his mask already balled up in his fist, and there’s a big splot of blood blooming on his lip. “Homework, or Star Wars?”

    “First Aid,” says Ned. “First aid. Then homework. Then Star Wars.”

     

    Michelle Jones is not happy with the way Peter's colleagues look out for his personal safety. And because Peter obviously can't be trusted to look after himself, seems like she's gotta do it for him.

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    “living is easy with eyes closed” - strawberry fields forever

     

    The hollering man is sitting in the back, on top of the hay bale, with a blade of hay hanging out of his mouth and a straw hat balanced on his head, although he takes it off to tip it at Yoongi when the cart comes to a halt. The first thing Yoongi notices is how uncommonly pretty the man is, when the brim of his hat isn’t casting his face into shadow. A smattering of freckles sprinkled across his cheeks, the pointed tip of his nose; lips that smile brightly, and eyes that glimmer in the evening sun. He’s got a daisy sticking out of the front pocket of his dungarees, and his feet hang out over the side of the hay cart. He looks the picture of ease, and his smile only widens when he makes eye contact with Yoongi, like he’s genuinely happy to see him. “You must be the bloke who took Poppy Cottage, right? I’m Hoseok. I’m in Sunflower Farm just over the hill - aw, it’s really good to meet you.”

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    Tony Stark makes the offer again. This time, it’s for serious. Peter thinks about it, and asks a few friends for advice.

    ***

    “He says,” Peter swallows, “He says I could. Like. Make more of a difference? In the Avengers.”

    “Okay,” Matt says. With Matt, it’s a toss of the coin what sort of reaction you’ll get; Matt only has two modes of treating emotion, and one is to deliver long, heartfelt speeches where he ends up crying at the end, and the other is to hiss like the stray cat he is in his soul, and to run away to go terrorise some terrorists down at the docks. The third option is one Peter’s only been told about by Wade and by Mr Nelson, and that is for Matt to curl up in a ball, hands over his ears, and curse into his knees until someone gives him noise-cancelling headphones and a cup of something warm and caffeinated.

    Peter isn’t sure which option he’d prefer, now.

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    "Where the fuck is the kid?" Barton asks, twenty minutes past five, slung by one ankle by Wade's stealth rope traps. "I'm - Wade, I swear to fuck-"

    "He's coming," Red says.

    Press F to doubt, says the Yellow box.

    ***

    There's a guy dressed as Spidey causing mayhem. Wade wants to kill him, but Spidey's got this stick up his ass about resolving shit with words, or whatever.

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    me: hey have u seen twitter

     

     

    matt: i haven’t seen twitter no

     

    me: that stopped being funny about 203738 years ago

     

    dont interact (wade): dont listen 2 him bby ur hilarious

     

     

    Daredevil and Deadpool and Spiderman. The only thing - the only thing - they have in common is the red in their suits.

    And, apparently, their unique ability to put up with one another.

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    “Bowtruckles,” Yoongi announces with grandeur, “Can suck my dick.”

    The Hufflepuff table is next to the Slytherins; Hoseok looks over and winks, along with Jimin’s second-year friend (Taesung? Taehyung?) but a group of girls giggle, and one of the Hufflepuff prefects rolls his eyes, piecrust stuck to his chin.

    “Just because the bowtruckles can suck your dick doesn’t mean they will,” says Gerry.

    “Bowtruckles have caused me so much emotional damage in the last hour that they should suck my dick just to make up for it.”

     

    Or, Yoongi goes to Hogwarts, and meets Jeongguk, and grows up.

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    "Kid," says Tony Stark wearily, "Please gimme a reason Loki's been spotted talking to Spiderman that isn't 'I wanted to be his friend'. Please. Tell me you can do that."

    Peter hums. "I could?"

    "And that reason would be the truth?"

    Peter shrugs into his sweater. "If you wanted it to be the truth it could be."

    "That right there, that right there, is why I know it's gonna be a lie."

     

    ***

    Peter befriends Loki, and then some.

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    so he collects big hoodies and elastic bands, and he avoids tony stark's dad talks, and he tells his multi-million dollar ai about his feelings. sometimes. other times, he just throws himself off high places, and waits until the last second to catch himself from the ground.

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    Yoongi is actually doing pretty well, thanks.

    Or he is until Jimin tosses himself in Jungkook's lap and breathes out toucha-toucha-touch me into the microphone pinned to his shirt front, looking right into the audio booth, and then Yoongi has to swallow and try not to cry out of sheer sexual frustration.

    **

    Or, Jimin plays the lead in Rocky Horror, and Yoongi suffers.

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