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    They didn’t talk about the football game. Not the bomb, or the kiss, or the fact that they fucking massacred a football team. And yeah, Hazel knew it was self-defense - as did the judge who didn’t really seem to believe that a gaggle of teenage lesbians and their miscellaneous straight girl sidekicks actually murdered people - but the eerie silence that trailed after her every time she walked down the hallway was starting to drive her crazy.

    And then, about two weeks after the game, PJ showed up at her house in the middle of the night and didn’t say a single word before kissing her, and they didn’t talk about that either. Hazel, the fucking idiot that she was, just let it happen. Every time PJ texted that she was at the front door - or, in a genuine feat of athleticism, crawled in through her second-floor bedroom window - Hazel would just smile in spite of herself and kiss her hard enough to bruise.

    It worked for them. It was fine.

    OR: Hazel and PJ manage to make fame a competition.

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    “My point is, there’s someone—lots of someones who would be very into”—Lucius wriggles his fingers while motioning up and down in the general direction of Izzy’s body—“this.”

    “Please,” Izzy snorts. “You think anyone looked at me standing next to Blackbeard and thought, ‘yeah, I’ll snog the little one’?”

    Izzy accidentally reveals he’s never had that one perfect first kiss. The crew decides to do something about it.

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    18 Oct 2023

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    bookmarking for this exchange

    “Please,” Izzy snorts. “You think anyone looked at me standing next to Blackbeard and thought, ‘yeah, I’ll snog the little one’?”

    “And how often did you two steal from the blind?”

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    Aziraphale is a hedonistic, barely tolerated, socially awkward principality angel stationed on earth who dutifully does his job by day and quietly indulges himself by night. He was given an average human shaped body that, according to his superiors, he has let go soft and useless. He is by no means special or especially powerful. Which makes it all the more confusing when Gabriel informs him, frowning mightily enough for God Herself, that he has been given a special task straight from the Top; compromise the Demon Crowley.

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    30 Aug 2023

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    i think this is abandoned but it's lovely. chap 10

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    “I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.

    Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”

    “The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”

    Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”

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    24 Aug 2023

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    While making a social call in Tadfield, Aziraphale lets slip some very odd notions he apparently has about the nature of their relationship.

    Now, hold on. Crowley never said he was wrong.

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