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Blitzø is (once again) on a very important mission. He is (once again) tailing his target to Ozzie's to (once again) crash a date from which he has (once again) been so unfairly excluded. Second time's the charm, eh?
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Blitz is a down-on-his-luck comedian wasting away his shitty life in the living world. Then he trips and falls into a summoning ritual for the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia, and things sure do happen!
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It’s another full moon, but that’s not all it is.
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Octavia wakes up in a time loop, and whatever bizarre shit is going on seems to have something to do with her estranged father and his weird, red dickhead of a boyfriend.
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“You are better off without me,” Blitzø had told him once. “And you without me,” Stolas has come to realize.
(Vaguely It’s a Wonderful Life flavored. Written post-Mastermind. Soon to be made canon-incompatible by Sinsmas!)
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Octavia wakes up in a time loop, and whatever bizarre shit is going on seems to have something to do with her estranged father and his weird, red dickhead of a boyfriend.Bookmarked by sonnet009
25 Oct 2025
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i'll never be that kinda angel by jayfeatherseyebrows
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jul 2025
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Blitzø wasn't a perfect man. When Stolas received a surprise phone call, he might have...overreacted. Just a bit.
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11 Jul 2025
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“So if I have this right,” Henry said, “this love potion makes you—” he hesitated. He was unkeen to say 'fuck' so boldly. “It makes you want to fornicate? And makes you sick if you don’t?”
“Terribly sick, m’lord."
Henry and Hans accidentally drink a love potion. But the only way to save themselves from a horrible end is to rebalance their bodies, and the only way they can do that is with each other. Medieval fuck-or-die by way of a love potion.
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10 Jul 2025
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Basically the things that took place right before episode 5 happened
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20 May 2025
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“An interesting hymn,” Henry says. “I enjoyed the imagery. Love as a stream. Love pouring. Like wine perhaps.”
A moment or two before the serving girl comes. A moment to say something. Something real. Hans allows himself to say, “Yes, although I imagine love more as a strike than something to be poured.”
Nearby, a man has suddenly begun to sing, his words slurred from drink. Another man across the tavern has spilled his wine, a puddle of red on the ground at his feet slowly sinking into the wood, becoming just another stain amidst stains. The night has begun to unravel and Henry has brought a book of hymns to the tavern instead of dice or raised fists.
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- Part 1 of altar
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25 Mar 2025