10 Works by spades81
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The Complex Taste of Exquisite Yearning by spades81
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Aug 2025
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The admission that your HVAC had been watching you day and night was… odd… to say the least. But you couldn’t just snatch the Dateviators off and leave! Nobody trying to date all of the objects in their house would call it quits over some light stalking, after all.
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You're a guard at the Emperor's castle, assigned to the bridge for an impromptu night shift. Your original plan for the night was to get so high you wouldn't be able to remember your own name, but surely a little smoke break couldn't hurt?
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You peg Philip Wittebane because he's an annoying son of a bitch. That's it, that's the fic.
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Knock-Knock by spades81
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Deltarune (Video Game), Among Us (Video Game)
12 Dec 2021
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Zim wakes Dib up in the middle of the night to tell him a knock knock joke.
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After Kamal quits, Habit writes in his diary.
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i wanna be your boyfriend by spades81
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
25 Apr 2020
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When Stone mentioned that he was dating someone, a suffocating pressure had clawed its way to the base of Robotnik's throat. It was an uncomfortable heaviness that inhibited his workflow constantly. ‘It’s ridiculous,’ he thought, ‘how Agent Stone could dedicate his life to anyone besides me. I’m his boss! Stone’s loyalties should lie with me and only me!’
((tl,dr: stone is dating someone and robotnik doesn't like it one bit))
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The Tent Scene: Rewritten by spades81
Fandoms: Green Eggs and Ham (Cartoon), Green Eggs and Ham - Dr. Seuss
07 Jan 2020
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Green Eggs with a Side of Pining for Your Best Friend by spades81
Fandoms: Green Eggs and Ham (Cartoon), Green Eggs and Ham - Dr. Seuss
19 Nov 2019
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Guy had never suspected, and that wasn’t a skit.
When it came to romance, he didn’t know shit.
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Eddie My Love (I Love You So) by spades81
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
06 Nov 2019
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Richie was straight. And those were just words. Words that cut a little too deep and make him think of Eddie 'don't-fucking-touch-me' Kaspbrak. With his stupid cast and stupidly cute face and stupid everything. Eddie was stupid. Stupid for always being in his head. Stupid for always making him think stupid things that would make him end up on one of those stupid missing posters.
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Crowley Managing his Feelings (in the Worst Way Possible) by spades81
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Aug 2019
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If you ask anyone, pining over someone for six thousand years can be an emotionally draining experience. This is especially true for Crowley, whose only management for these feelings is yelling at his plants or wanking. And, as per usual, he was managing his feelings for Aziraphale using the latter of the two options.
Series
- Part 1 of Hurt and Perhaps Some Comfort