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    With the height advantage, Goose pins Maverick’s hands above his head, grinding his shoulders down into the carpet.

    “Give it up, Pete. Don’t know why you’re fighting me,” Goose says, chuckling. Mav thrashes around some more. It’s useless, they both know, but it’s the principle of the thing. Unimpressed, Goose says, “You done yet?” He shifts his weight to hold Mav’s hips down, and he feels—

    “Oh,” Goose breathes.

     

    once is happenstance, twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern.

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    26 May 2025

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    Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)

    In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.

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    28 Apr 2025

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    The school staff can't help but wonder about Ciri's stupidly hot parents.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    Two months after Geralt breaks up with him, Jaskier runs into Yennefer at Coachella.

    “Oh fuck no,” she says, which he thinks is pretty fucking unfair, all things considered.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    The first Snapchat that anyone ever sends Geralt is a picture of his own irritated face.

    shrike_princess: can u believe this dumbass finally got a snapchat bc a cute boy asked him nicely

    "It wasn't even that nicely," Geralt says flatly.

    AKA: The one where Geralt is a bartender and Jaskier sings karaoke.

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    31 Mar 2025