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please don't rock the boat by hellaheim (squishymage)
Fandoms: Vinland Saga (Manga), Vinland Saga (Anime)
29 Jun 2023
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By all rights he should be used to the pain of chafing and rope burn by now, but somehow the skin on the insides of his wrists just won't toughen.
Thorfinn 'Full Eyes' has a big day. Then a big couple of days. Then a big few weeks....... and a big couple of months-turn-into-years..... and then they land on that farm and it just doesn't seem to stop.
or, my crack-treated-seriously 'what if the second Danish prince was actually a secret pair of identical twins, and through a series of dramatic events and plot twists, Protagonist Thorfinn leaves one of them on Leif's boat after he's freed from jail in that anime-only scene that i loved far too much, only he still fucks off to find Askeladd' AU. if this sounds intriguing, welcome to our little merchant's knarr
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- Part 1 of the boat brigade
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“That wasn’t so hard now, was it?”
The smile on Canute’s face was evident in his voice, soft and warm like the atmosphere in the room.
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A freak storm separates the young Prince and his appointed bodyguard from their party. Now they must learn to survive the treacherous wild, and also learn to survive each other's tempers.
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the boat brigade by hellaheim (squishymage)
Fandom Vinland Saga (Anime), Vinland Saga (Manga)
29 Jun 2023
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long and lost (and what we once were, or could have been) by hellaheim (squishymage)
Fandom Vinland Saga (Manga)
30 Aug 2018
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Hal doesn't need sleep.
Bookmarked by hellaheim (squishymage)
01 Feb 2026
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"Are you alright, Dirk?" You could hear a smug edge to his robotic voice, knowing damn well he could've made it sound more human, yet he chose to make it different, uncanny.
"Go fuck yourself, man." You replied, eloquently.
And that was the second moment of the night you should've felt something in the timeline shift.
You watched as his expression underwent minute changes - something he had definitely programmed himself to have, as you were pretty sure your own expression would never - as he seemed to think about what he was about to do next.
"Alright." He said, and you had already forgotten what he was replying to.
His right hand came up to cup your cheek, while the other one slid down onto your chest. There was a split second of hesitation before he bent down to press his mouth to yours.
Bookmarked by hellaheim (squishymage)
11 Jan 2026
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Stiffening in Soft Robotics: A Review of the State of the Art by Anonymous
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 May 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make Dirk Strider laugh?
Ten tickles.
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Bookmarked by hellaheim (squishymage)
17 Dec 2025
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Dirk blinks, appearing to contemplate the statement. “Does there have to be a reason for me to want my boyfriend’s dick?”
His expression goes thoughtful. “You know, if we approximate it as a rod anchored at one end, its moment of inertia is one-third M-L-squared. Jake, we could calculate that, as long as we have mass and length. I’d be happy to perform the measurements. It’ll be a very hands-on sort of experiment.”
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Bookmarked by hellaheim (squishymage)
01 Dec 2025
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Vignettes of two people with a red string of fate and a pair of dressmaking shears.
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Bookmarked by hellaheim (squishymage)
24 Nov 2025