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Luffy said a lot of shit. But according to him, so did Ace. If only Sanji could figure out who the hell Ace was.
The crew offered no help, but that didn’t stop them from joining in the fun. Sanji almost regretted bringing it up, but even he couldn't deny that making up shit that “Ace” said made them all roll with laughter.
It was a good thing Ace loved the game just as much.
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31 Oct 2025
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"Some asshole from an alternate dimension switched places with me," Sanji says.
Everyone stares at him until Luffy shouts, "Whoa! Really?!"
"Yes! Me from another universe. He switched our brains. So he came here, and he sent me there. I was kidnapped!"
Zoro leans back in his seat. "Okay, that tracks." Mystery solved. He was right: the cook was weird and something was wrong.
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11 Oct 2025
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Two weeks of pretending to date Zoro? Easy. Except Zoro’s steady presence feels inconveniently like the real thing and, look, Sanji’s never been great at quitting while he’s ahead.
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04 Aug 2025
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Anastasia AU. When Nami convinces him to embark on a trip to fleece someone like Dracule Mihawk for a hefty sum of berries, Sanji didn’t expect anything much of it. Then they find him: a doppelgänger that they can pass off as the only surviving Shimotsuki.
If only the green-haired bastard isn’t so fucking rude.
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06 Jul 2025
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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
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- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
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04 Jul 2025