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richayylmao: u meme the world to me
eddie_k: i’m breaking up with you
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26 Dec 2025
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New York Turtles Help (for lack of a better name) by mulletwearingasshole
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
12 Jan 2024
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trashmouth: hey so what food do you relate to
eds: are you trying to get to know me
trashmouth: yea
eds: what food do *you* relate to
trashmouth: a french fry
eds: why because you're weak and people get tired of you
trashmouth: well fuck you no one gets tired of french fries
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Eddie joined a volunteering program at his university, mainly because it gave him lots of credits for his classes, but also because his friend Bev, who founded the whole thing, won't stop talking his ear out about how many things they do, and how amazing they are, and that everyone who joined them was basically a superior species. So, yeah, blame him for giving in, whatever. What he didn't know, when he finally accepted, was that all the newbies got assigned a tutor; someone with more experience on the program to guide them. He also didn't know his tutor would be so fucking annoying.
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Sirius has made a point to never learn the names of anyone in other Houses. There was no need to, in his astute opinion. Everyone who was not in Gryffindor must lack some intrinsic qualities which would therefore make them utterly intolerable as companions. And the Marauders - all three of them - did not need any intolerable fourths, thank you very much.
i.e, Remus is a Ravenclaw Prefect and Sirius is finding it harder and harder to admit he isn't obsessed with him
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- Part 1 of Befriending
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18 Oct 2025
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Albus Potter's Day Off by gobstoneswithhector
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
20 May 2025
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Because life is too beautiful a thing to waste.
A story inspired by the 1986 classic film Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
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15 Oct 2025
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make them talk by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
10 Jun 2023
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Just what could be the reason behind a passionate makeout in a dirty alleyway? Helping out your boyfriends sister, of couse!
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30 Sep 2025