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Eric Cartman isn't going to let an opportunity to humble his biggest trash-talker pass him by. With the help of kylieb_90's unwitting little brother, finicky state laws and his chaotic neutral moderator Kenny McCormic its time for the internet (and Eric Cartman) to see what Conman's infamous hater looks like in real life.
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who's gonna rescue you (when you're lost at sea?) by stat_us
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Feb 2026
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Lilith isn't exactly thrilled to witness Overlord Angel Dust's closeness to Alastor. As punishment, she sends him to steal an artifact from the heart of the Vees tower.
Unfortunately, the Overlord activates a portal in Velvette's room and gets stuck in the Hazbin Hotel canon with seemingly no way out.
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Angel Dust meets Angel Dust in a fedora. He has way more feelings about this than he cares to have. -
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A freshly fallen Vaggie has a one night stand with Angel Dust at a nightclub- and four months later she learns what happens when an angel and a sinner do the devil's tango.
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Kyle knows that Cartman is up to something. His friends are too polite (or possibly creeped out) to tell him that he's nuts.
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Bebe tries to use a love potion on Kyle, but the plan goes wrong when the potion makes him fall for Cartman instead. Good thing Cartman hasn't been pining for Kyle for eight years or anything crazy like that.
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Tutorial on putting pictures and gif on Ao3 by RDJWINCHESTER1 for JS3639, Stuckys_baby
Fandoms: Archive of Our Own
26 Aug 2019
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Tutorial on putting pictures and gif on Ao3
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11 Feb 2026
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and around every corner is the same night on repeat by highfemmeicequeen
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Dec 2025
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He’d sold off his limbs and his skin and his heart, packaged piecemeal for the public. Val got everything else, scraps of misery and love bundled together until he forgot how to tell the difference between the two.
His mind is the only thing he has left.
or: Angel Dust is in his dressing room, or a bathroom, or an office, or a motel, and it was always going to happen this way.
Bookmarked by stat_us
09 Feb 2026
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In the second week of Alastor’s imprisonment—or, what is more truthfully turning out to be ‘Alastor’s series of dubiously consensual playdates with the Vees,’ for all that Vox doesn’t seem to understand the first thing about having a captive—Vox agrees to shove his little teammates out of the spotlight, parades himself out on stage with the benefit of their costume design and back-up dancers, and proceeds to singlehandedly win the most hilarious game of chicken that Alastor has ever seen.
Positive reinforcement may be warranted. But Alastor has never excelled at delivering that consistently.
(In which Alastor gives Vox a little treat for publicly humiliating Lucifer, followed by several tricks for leaving him alone at home with Valentino. Set between the last few minutes of season 2 episode 5 and first few minutes of season 2 episode 6.)
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- Part 1 of They Could Have Been Worse
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09 Feb 2026