static_clawzzz
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Douglas needs a distraction. He's inclined to believe Krubis needs the same thing. When a new club opens up in Dreg Town promising a great plus-one deal, he naturally comes up with the perfect plan.
Maybe, though, running from your problems fast enough just has you loop around to where you were.
Watch two alien criminals prove that as they rack up more shit to regret in the morning!
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The nighttime routine of a dead man walking is by no means ideal. Pollution grapples with that fact as he fulfills Meltdown's one request.
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A Sucker's Dream (a Dream Obscene) by static_clawzzz
Fandoms: High On Life (Squanch Games Video Games)
15 Apr 2026
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In which Garmantuous discovers that the heart of his organization is under much more strain than he could ever imagine.
Based on the art book's implications that Nipulon used to have a more spider-like body and... why he doesn't quite have or show that anymore. One-sided(?) Garmantulon, and hurt-comfort if you can consider Garm's words comforting in anyway. Title from Special Needs by Placebo.
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The Gargoyle and the Dullahan by NebulaDreams
Fandoms: The House of the Dead (Video Games)
17 Oct 2020
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Undead buddies Zeal and Kuarl are instructed by their creator to wreak havoc on Venice, but Kuarl has second thoughts about aiding in the oncoming zombie apocalypse. When he runs away, Zeal tries to convince him to carry on the mission. Because nothing unites friends quite like killing innocent civilians.
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07 Jul 2026
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Chime and Time Again by Swirlz
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW Comics), Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comics)
27 Jul 2026
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Turns out an 8-year-old fox having enemy relations with an entire army of birds doesn’t do much favors for anyone.
The Restoration has another threat to deal with when the Battle Bird Armada resurfaces. Lanolin will do whatever it takes to take them down. But the conceited Armada prince, Speedy, wants to prove he is worthy of his title. Plans change and barriers are broken—traumas and struggles once concealed come to light. Somehow, Lanolin and Speedy learn to rely on each other for things they could never imagine.
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24 Jun 2026
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On a particularly slow day at Yu-Mart, Yusha helps out a distressed customer.
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Disney Heroes:Battle At The House Of The Dead by timered
Fandoms: Disney Heroes:Battle Mode, The House of the Dead (Video Games), Sega Golden Gun, Splatoon (Video Games)
08 Aug 2025
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After the incident from the EFI Research Industry… Lisa and Daniel go on a vacation at Disney City. However… While they enjoy their time there… Creatures outbreaks the city causing chaos around the area… It’s time for Disney Heroes to team up with Kate and Ryan to defeat these creatures and save Disney City from chaos.
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15 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
hangedman sends an email to someone, making it one of the best works on this site by default