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    Tim's dad is dead, killed by a boomerang to the chest, and Tim is an orphan now. He knows Bruce would adopt him if needed but he couldn't possibly impose himself on the Wayne's more than he already has. It's okay though, because he has a plan for this, he just needs someone to play the role of his estranged "Uncle Eddie".

    Except... the guy he hires is weirdly concerned about his well being and Tim can't figure out why.

     

    Meanwhile, Jason Todd is forced to reevaluate his plans for his debut as Red Hood, because, as it turns out, his replacement is a suicidal idiot who can't be trusted to stay out of trouble.

     

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    Tim Drake fails to recognize Jason Todd, back from the dead, and hires him to be his Uncle Eddie to avoid getting adopted by Batman. Somehow this ruins everyone's plans.

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    02 May 2026

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    Mike runs a coffee cart. The coffee cart.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Chief Arnook never assigns Sokka to protect Princess Yue, so he goes to fight the Fire Nation with the other men. When the moon dies and the ocean spirit takes its revenge, Sokka is caught standing on the deck of a Fire Nation ship. Sokka should have drowned… and he would have drowned, if not for a certain Fire Nation raft fleeing the North Pole.

    [An enemies-to-lovers season 2 rewrite, where Sokka is separated from the gaang during the Siege of the North, and travels the Earth Kingdom with Zuko instead].

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    24 Apr 2026

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    He stared up at the person above him. No. Not person. The angel above him, lit with stunning white light, brighter than Simon had seen in years, with clean blond hair, the only spot on his entire form the blood on his hands from touching Simon.

    "Is alive!" The mechanical voice chirped the words from beyond Simon's line of sight; all he could see was the brightly lit angel standing above him.

    "Oh god," the angel whispered, "oh god oh god oh god...."

    OR: Simon from Iron Lung somehow wakes up on The Hail Mary

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    15 Apr 2026

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    “I dunno if you could fix this problem, buddy,” I say.

    Rocky twists his carapace in a way I know means he thinks I’ve just said something stupid; it’s the Eridian equivalent of rolling his eyes. It’s an action I see a lot.

    “How you know if I can fix or not if you not tell me problem, question?”

    I chew on the inside of my cheek. He’s incredibly stubborn, I’ll give him that. For some reason, my cheeks burn with embarrassment.

    “I want a hug."

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    Ryland Grace comes to terms with the fact that he'll never be hugged again. Rocky is determined to fix this.

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    15 Apr 2026

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