stealthdisaster



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  1. Summary

    This started because of my Year of the OTP JaySteph series, and I just kept having more cute thoughts and ideas about this little universe and needed a place to put them. I’ll be incorporating that series and expanding on this universe bit by bit.

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    Monthly prompts

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    Fluffy one-shot scenes from the life of (usually) the Batfam. Sometimes it features Clark and Lois, though.

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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    It feels like such hamfisted irony, being named after the patron saint of lost things when everyone he loves slips through his fingers irretrievably.

    Anthony Lockwood gets found.

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    13 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    The day before Advent begins, Lucy leaves Portland Row in the middle of the night.

    While she's away, Lockwood lights the candles for her every night.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    or, How Tim Drake Found A Family, Became A Photojournalist, Learned To Love Coffee, and Grew Up, not necessarily in that order.

     

    Tim Drake is thirteen, runs the famous BatWatch blog that has spiraled hilariously out of control, has absentee parents that suit his purposes just fine, is training himself to run the streets at night, and is doing absolutely peachy, thank you.

    Alfred and Jason disagree, and get Dick and Bruce involved in figuring out their weird nextdoor neighbor kid’s life. Everything goes uphill from there.

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    07 Nov 2025

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    Bruce's habit of collecting strays is not limited by dimension.

    Or

    When Young Justice Batman comes across an angsty, seemingly abandoned by his Batman Tim Drake, he decides to step up to the plate and parent the crap out of him.

    podfic available: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43438116

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    01 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Mara Jade isn’t here to fall in love. She’s in witness protection, smuggling shipping routes past bureaucracy and mid-level tech bros, and trying to avoid entanglements in a town that smells like overpriced oat milk and civic pride. But then she walks into a flower shop - and meets a too-earnest yoga instructor with a tragic matcha habit, a suspiciously sunny disposition, and a family legacy that rivals her classified past.

    A slow-burn, soft spy romcom with floral metaphors, minor background espionage, major background checks, and one very determined golden retriever of a man.

     

    Or: a Luke/Mara flower shop AU.

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    20 Oct 2025