19 Works by stitchlesswitch
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Sheikah Technology is Not a Toy by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
14 Aug 2026
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...Or is it?
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"Make Me" by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
27 Apr 2026
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Normally, Link is a very patient man. But Zelda has delayed his dinner twice, now. And he can only take so much of her attitude before he's had enough.
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Icy Hot and an Intrusive Thought by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
30 Oct 2024
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Do two elixirs cancel each other out? Probably not. We should do one elixir each. For safety purposes.
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Worship by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
07 Jan 2024
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Prayer did not seem to be working the way that Zelda had hoped. In a fit of rebellion, Zelda recruited Link to help express her religious frustrations.
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Silent Princess by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
21 Apr 2023
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This story explores Zelda and Link pre-calamity, as Zelda struggles with the weight of being unable to fulfill her destiny. With Breath of the Wild being one of the rare exceptions where Link speaks regularly, the phrase "silent princess" refers to more than just a flower.
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Trick or Treat? by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
31 Oct 2021
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Link, Zelda, pumpkins, honey candy, and trick or treat -- what more do you need to know?
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The Oldest Trope in the Fanfiction Book by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
26 Oct 2021
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Impa wins a bet using her superior knowledge of fanfiction tropes (not really but that's what ends up happening).
inspired by https://zeldaelmo.tumblr.com/post/665910833425039360/hey-congrats-to-250-followers-ok-my-prompt
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Domestic Bliss by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
26 Oct 2021
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Reunited and love requited, Zelda and Link quickly get the important things out of the way in order to settle into a simple domestic life.
Plot heavy beginning, followed by short and sweet one-shots of married life together. Meant to soothe the soul.
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- Part 2 of Bittersweet
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It Didn't Have to Be This Way by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
26 Oct 2021
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Link has a heart to heart with Hylia. Then uses Hylia to have a heart to heart with Zelda.
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Maybe it's Because You're Gay? by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
24 Oct 2021
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The love is requited; they're just idiots. Based on https://mobile.twitter.com/k3rryberry/status/1298185821594570753 from @ k3rryberry on Twitter. (HUGE Shout out to @ itcantbe on Tumblr for helping me find it!!!!) Happy Linktober!
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Like Father Like Daughter by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
22 Oct 2021
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Zelda wants nothing more than for her child to take after Link--which is the last thing Link wants. Link doesn't want their daughter to sacrifice her childhood to sword fighting the way he had to. Short one shot. Happy Linktober!
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The Little Hero by clowntown69, stitchlesswitch for clowntown69
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
09 Aug 2021
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Zelda is saved by a mysterious man she finds washed up on the next shore with a head injury the next day--except, she could have sworn he had a long fish tail when he saved her.
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If Things Were Different by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
27 Jul 2021
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I've noticed that in all the zelink smutfics, Link is a stud in bed (which is true) and Zelda is a clueless virgin. And I thought, what if it was the opposite? And then I thought, what if other things were also opposite? Revali gets a redemption arc. King Rhoam is a great dad. The Royal Guard drinks respect women juice. The chapters alternate between pure smut (Zelda teaching Link a new sexual act) and pure plot (usually fluffy plot), and it is crystal clear which chapter is which.
If anything, you should totally read chapter "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" because it might be my favorite thing I've written yet, involving the whole gang at a birthday dinner for Zelda and Link having a slightly dysfunctional family. I love it so much I might post it as a separate one shot. Also my last chapter (before the epilogue) is pretty great too, not gonna lie, although that chapter is pure porn.
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Rocks for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks (as long as it's not British) by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
08 Jul 2021
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I saw the following:
vio playing mm3D. [@miphaluvbug]. (2021, July 2nd). "Zelda got banned from links kitchen for life after he watched her make bean toast (shes british)." [Tweet]. Twitter. https://twitter.com/miphaluvbug/status/1411122337865416709?s=20
And had a thought.
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Beg by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
03 Jul 2021
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All I can say is you'll want to listen to the cover of "Bad Romance" by Thirty Seconds to Mars while reading this, and then you'll get it.
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Gossip at the castle pre-calamity cause Zelda and Link to grow closer together.
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- Part 1 of Bittersweet
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Cheers by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
01 May 2021
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Urbosa pours Link a drink and makes an innocent suggestion.
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Heat by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
23 Feb 2021
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Zelda accidentally drank a cooling potion.
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Wild by stitchlesswitch
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
28 Jan 2021
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After defeating Calamity Ganon, Zelda and Link are heading to fix the Divine Beast Vah Ruta. Link has to question his role and who he is now that Ganon is no longer a threat. Zelda assures Link that she needs him still. In the privacy and freedom of the Wild, they allow themselves to open up to each other.