15 Bookmarks by stolbits
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Blitz is a down-on-his-luck comedian wasting away his shitty life in the living world. Then he trips and falls into a summoning ritual for the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia, and things sure do happen!
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17 Nov 2025
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Tonight's Relationship Has Been Delayed On Account of Rain by TayV_Time
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
10 Aug 2025
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Spamton, Tenna, and the TV World crew have spent all day hurriedly preparing for the big rainy-day movie marathon!
It would certainly be a shame if the power went out!
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25 Aug 2025
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Tonight’s Relationship Has Been Edited For Content by TayV_Time
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
08 Aug 2025
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Tenna and Spamton are suddenly forced to turn a tipsy one-night stand into tech support. Emotions ensue.
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25 Aug 2025
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More concerning was Stolas. Sure, the prince was powerful as fuck, but he was also a high-ranking noble. Getting permanently erased from existence would do more than cause political headaches—it would probably start an inter-class war or some shit. Plus...
The thought of Stolas just... not existing anymore made something twist painfully in Blitzø's chest. But he didn’t have time to examine that right now.
"Get back to the office," he hissed at Stolas. "I'll handle this."
Stolas accompanies Blitzø on a mission as a reward and is exactly as distracting as you might expect. Set post Harvest Moon Festival, pre Truth Seekers.
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For lis_lass, my pairing for the HBCupids event! Thank you so much for the fun prompt and trope suggestions, I really really hope you like this! :)
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15 Feb 2025
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three drinks later, you're back in my arms by covetimp
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
24 Oct 2024
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Because ‘friends’ is such a flexible moniker, is it not? A simple kiss upon a friend’s hand is considered polite; a kiss to their cheek a kindly greeting; and a kiss of their lips—
(or stolas and blitzø try to be Friends Only and fail miserably after a night out drinking; speculative post-s2 setting)
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Stolas tops, au naturel.
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- Part 2 of Vaguely Defined Future Fic
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10 Jan 2025
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“You are better off without me,” Blitzø had told him once. “And you without me,” Stolas has come to realize.
(Vaguely It’s a Wonderful Life flavored. Written post-Mastermind. Soon to be made canon-incompatible by Sinsmas!)
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10 Jan 2025
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Octavia wakes up in a time loop, and whatever bizarre shit is going on seems to have something to do with her estranged father and his weird, red dickhead of a boyfriend.
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10 Jan 2025
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you a fucking star, baby, i should call the space center by buckzobabe
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Dec 2024
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“C’mon, chicken wing, the sooner you hit a bullseye the sooner we can go get lunch.”
“What if I never hit a bullseye?” She was following behind him, but he could hear fear creeping into her voice.
“Well, you’ve got the best instructor in all of Hell, so I’m sure it’s just a matter of time.” Blitzø shrugged nonchalantly, hoping some of his confidence would rub off on her.
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Blitzø and Octavia enjoy a bonding activity that goes better than either of them expect.
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“Fine,” Blitzø sighs, dumping the rest of his cereal into the sink. “Since you really wanna do chores, let’s do this thing.” He treats Stolas to a smile, all assurance and warmth, to coax the same onto the owl's features. He feels a little dizzy looking at him. “‘Cuz, y’know, it’ll take some weight off my shoulders.”
“Oh, Blitz! Really?” Stolas trills a gleeful owlish chirp, his white pupils morphing into star shapes. “This is going to be so much fun, my darling! How do we begin? What labor do we perform first?”
(or blitzø and stolas, now living together as a couple, decide to spend the day doing everyday chores together. written for the Helluva Bang 2024.)
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15 Dec 2024
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Without even thinking, he slurred out. "Were you watching me piss?"
The Fizz hallucination looked down to where his pants still weren’t done up and then bounced back up to his face. "Why the fuck would I do that?"
Blitzø didn’t intend to scream, but the sound still ripped out of his throat as he stumbled backwards.
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7 years after the fire that killed his mother and best friend, Blitzø gets visited by someone he never thought he would see again.
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13 Dec 2024
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"Let me tell you what’s gonna happen here," Blitzø said. "I’m making you a drink. In fact, I’m making us both a drink, just don’t tell Ozzie. And fuck that menu you’ve been staring at all night, I’m gonna take care of you. What’s your favorite liquor?”
Stolas hesitated. “Well,” he said, “I generally drink absinthe when I’m looking to forget something–”
“No, not like that, damn!” Blitzø eyed Stolas in somewhat of a reproached concern. “I just meant– no. We’re not forgetting tonight because I’m gonna make it worth it that you came all the way down here to this shitty ass bar. I want to know which liquor you like."
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A hot bartender. A failed first date. And most importantly- some absolutely FILTHY bathroom sex.
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11 Dec 2024
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"The frequency helps, you know." Loona’s voice was just audible in the darkness, but it pulled him back to reality like the stringing drag of a suture thread. His gaze swam back into focus on her face.
"What?" His voice came out raw, unused.
"The purring." She gestured at Blitzø, who remained dead to the world, vibrating steadily against Stolas' chest.
"It's not just some cute shit they do. When they're hurt, or when someone they..." she paused, choosing her words carefully, "someone they care about is hurt, they purr at specific frequencies. Helps with pain, healing, that kind of thing. Dad hasn't stopped since you got here."
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Post-Mastermind.
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05 Dec 2024
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All he has to his name is his youth, the eighty pounds of his body, the bottomless pit of misery and need in his eyes.
It’s like the world can smell it on him. The way he’s starving.
Blitzo, in the wake of a fire.
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the rorschach sheets where we make love by fiendish (multifoiled)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Nov 2024
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After the world ends, after everything he knows crumbles to dust between his fingers and Hell freezes over, Blitzø takes Stolas to his apartment. It’s the only place he has left.
also known as: the couch fic.
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- Part 2 of stolas-pov psychosexual dysfunction
- Part 1 of and nothing will be spared
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29 Sep 2024
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one of my favorite fics in this entire gyattdamn fandom. INSANE. BONKERS CRAZY