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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Bond wants nothing more than for someone, just once, to be waiting for him at the airport when he returns home.

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    28 Sep 2021

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    Geralt has never known the gods or destiny or death to be kind, to show him mercy even if he begged for it. There’s no sense in it when he already knows the answer; bind it in a book or set it to a pretty tune, no story about a witcher will ever be more than a tragedy.

    (Before he died scared and alone and half the Continent away from anyone who could save him, Jaskier spent more than twenty years making Geralt out to be the hero of his stories. It’s the least he can do, Geralt thinks, to finally fucking act like one.)

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    10 Aug 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Geralt has never bottomed before, but an electro-play demo with Stregobor changes that.

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    16 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    What would happen if the fight with selkiemore/tavern scene from Episode 4 (where Geralt is all wet and is covered in guts) was directed by Ryan Murphy?

    They gotta sing WAP.
    And that’s what you missed on Gleetcher.

    // so I just got drunk and it’s gotten out of control. it’s a lyrics-fic?¿ //

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    02 Apr 2021

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    “What do I smell like to you?”

    Geralt looked up from where he was sharpening a blade to frown at the bard. “What?”

    “You’re always sniffing around me,” Jaskier explained with a smile that covered the sheepish blush on his cheeks, “And I've read that Witchers have a keen sense of smell so tell me, what do I smell like to you?”

    Home.
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    After the mountain, Geralt faces the reality of what his temper has destroyed and tries to pretend like he's fine with that. (He isn't.)

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    01 Apr 2021

  7. Public Bookmark 5

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    The Leader of the Free Elves, The King of the Silver Towers, Filavandrel aén Fidháil has just asked you to kneel before him...

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    21 Feb 2021

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    Geralt has taken potions to suppress his sex drive since he was a child. (In this AU, they require witchers to do this. Just come with me on this.)

    However, one day, he gets the wrong potion and is suddenly, desperately, painfully aroused for the first time. Jaskier can help with that. It also provides a moment under the stars where they can confess their true feelings.

    It is yearning and soft and if I did my job well, achingly tender.

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    29 Jan 2021

  9. Public Bookmark 23

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    Tissaia accompanies her friend Triss to a BDSM club. She's unsure of what to expect and just hanging around watching, when a handsome gentleman offers a tour of the club, and to show her the ropes.

    CW/TW - Sex, BDSM, Bondage, D/S, pain play, consensual non-consent, edging, alluding to choking, possible choking later, anal sex, fingering, probably more

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    21 Jan 2021

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    Geralt takes one look at him, his brow furrowed, and says, “You’ve been cursed.”

    “Yes.” Jaskier lets out a weak, rueful laugh. “Yes, well, I’d rather figured as much.”

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    Jaskier is cursed after an intimate encounter with a sorcerer that was, shall we say, ill-advised. Surviving the night will require facing some uncomfortable truths with a certain witcher.

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    03 Jan 2021

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    Who knew that agreeing to babysit a bounty hunter’s weird, green little child would be so full of surprises.

    **Deviates from canon during the final arc of s1 of the Mandalorian, characterizations based on early s1 Mando

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    02 Jan 2021

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    "You'll change your mind one day," says the innkeep. "The road can't love you back."

    What a strange way to flatten something so beautiful, Jaskier thinks. What a small way to love.

    Or: When Jaskier is hit with a curse that prevents him from having sex, he's lucky that the first person he meets is a Witcher. It's even luckier that Jaskier is used to hitting the road, because Geralt isn't waiting up.

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    19 Oct 2020

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    fantastic, astonishing, wonderful, summerfrost (bartending) absolutely bowls you over with excellence, swear undying adoration

  13. Public Bookmark 54

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    He fishes around in his pockets, comes up with a handful of coins filched from his father’s purse. They’ll never be missed. He selects one shiny copper and puts the rest back.

    It’s silly, but the discovery of the little grove feels like more than happenstance. The place vibrates with something Jaskier can’t name, feels clandestine and powerful. Like it could give him what he wants, if he’d let it.

    He balances the coin on his thumbnail, exhales through his nose, and he wishes—

    Or: Jaskier makes a wish in a strange pool in Lettenhove and then, unrelatedly, spends his life both chasing and running from his deepest desires.

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    09 Oct 2020

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    Jaskier called him my friend, which Geralt thought he had probably said before, but it didn't sound like a hollow turn of phrase today. It sounded like Jaskier might actually mean that literally.

    That couldn't be right, but Geralt wasn't about to ask Jaskier whether he meant any of that.

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    04 Oct 2020

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    Geralt's muscles heave backwards, flinging him down against the bed. He tries to struggle upwards but it feels like he’s been buried beneath a mountain. Every inch of him is pressed completely still. His eyes close, and he’s left in the dark with nothing but his racing heart for company. He’s not tired, he’s never been less tired. But the curse wants him to sleep, it seems. It’ll force him to lie here until he does. How much of his life will it start to control, now that he’s declared war against it? Now that he knows it’s lurking in his bones, now that it doesn’t have to be subtle?

    He swallows. Takes a long, deep breath, gathering every bit of courage he has to stop himself from slipping back into panic. He still has control over his lungs. He still has that.

    For now.

    (Or: Witchers don't retire. They stay on the Path until it kills them. They hunt monsters and they want nothing from life. This isn't exactly by choice.)

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    28 Sep 2020

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    Jaskier has developed a nasty habit of kissing Geralt, and Geralt cannot for the life of him figure out why.

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    27 Sep 2020

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    “I think so,” Jaskier says, “Geralt of Rivia, aren’t you?”

    The witcher does look surprised at that, his pale, thin mouth in a straight line.

    Geralt of Rivia is famous for being… more of a so-called abomination than any other witcher, or so people whisper. All of the others only went through the infamous Trial of Grasses and were revived once and then sent on their way, but him —

    People say that he took so well to the mutagens that they tried to enhance him further. Jaskier doesn’t know how much truth there is to the tales – if he was killed and revived more than once and if the alchemists of his school actually sew new limbs on him to make him better at his intended purpose -- but he knows that the man is given a wide berth by anyone who doesn’t need his services, barely gets paid and speaks little and is infamous for something that went down in Blaviken years ago.

    “What if I am?” the witcher asks.

     

    Or: in which everything is more or less the same except that all witchers die and get revived during the trials, Jaskier absolutely can't care less for that one notion and Geralt doesn't quite know what to make of that.

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    27 Sep 2020

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    “I happen to have an extremely delicate constitution. If I go for more than a couple of weeks without getting kissed, it, it unbalances my humours.”

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    27 Sep 2020

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    “That’s a new one, isn’t it?” 

    Jaskier’s inhale rattles. “I wrote it months back, actually.”

     Geralt side-eyes him curiously. He is more than a little bit drunk, Jaskier thinks; there is a droplet of ale glistening on his upper lip that his witcher seems not to notice. “You wrote it while we were apart?”

     “Not everything is about you, my dear. But your jealousy is welcome- if unwarranted. I am already composing a new song about my darling muse.” The bard brushes the droplet away with light and exceedingly gentle fingers, smiling at the way the other man blinks in surprise, eyes dilating from the stimulation. “Go back to our room to sleep. You look tired, and we have a monster to hunt tomorrow.”

    Geralt frowns. “You’re not coming with me tomorrow. You're staying here. ‘S safe here.”

    Jaskier laughs. His witcher’s breath is hot against his cheek when the bard turns away. “Since when do I listen to a word you say?”

     

    Or; For all his enthrallment with his witcher, Jaskier's muse has always been heartbreak since the very beginning.

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    27 Sep 2020

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    The fic with the bath fangs scene, amazing, fantastic, how could you lose this one you massive idiot

  20. Public Bookmark 44

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    Geralt's bath just got a hell of a lot more fun.

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    25 Sep 2020

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