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An AU where Spamton loses everything he has and, at his lowest, receives a strange CRT.
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- Part 4 of infomercials
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Quickly, Tenna’s initially confused expression warped into a grin - and he swiftly toppled me onto the couch, now towering over me like the crushing realisation of mortality that sometimes hit me in the middle of the night.
But I never knew the crushing realisation of mortality could be so incredibly attractive.
With his hands at my sides, he was propped over my body like an enormous beast, casting a shadow so wide I felt engulfed in its reach.
“I see, Spammy…let’s relax you a little so you can tell me exactly what is bothering you, okay?”
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- Part 5 of infomercials
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A number of clumsy photoshoots, with his hair billowing in the breeze due to a fan just off-camera;
a million crossed-out ideas for new campaigns that would shock the public (and myself);
a thousand hands shaken;
a hundred contracts signed;
tens of celebratory dinner-dates that felt like a blur, coloured by cheap alcohol, unintelligibly-recited bad jokes and a dream;
only a few cigarettes smoked together, at the balcony, overlooking the city;
wondering if we could be so much more than that.Series
- Part 3 of infomercials
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Loss can eternally have you in a chokehold
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- Part 2 of infomercials
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Seeing the other’s excitement, the TV man lowered his head towards the salesman’s ear and whispered tantalisingly - “Thank you for teaching me how to write a compelling romance. But how about we follow the old script now?”
There was not a smidgen left in Spamton’s soul but to agree.
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- Part 1 of infomercials
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COMING FROM YOUR HOUSE! 11 out of 10 academics say you wouldn't get this from an egg!
*Feel free to read this in any order as (for now) none of the fanfics are related. This is just a way of putting together all of my Spamtennas in one place.*- Words:
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Askran Standards by straightouttapopstar
Fandom Fire Emblem Heroes, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: If | Fire Emblem: Fates
09 Mar 2018
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Tenna's feeling down about the recent show and isn't listening to anything Spamton has to say, so he is pulled into a supply closet. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of self indulgent t4c spamtenna yaoi
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16 Aug 2025
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“We’re allies now!” Italy says, hands dragging against the thick fabric of his pitch black uniform, giving Germany the most dazzling smile he’s ever seen. (And Germany can’t help but lean in, can’t help but want to be closer, no matter what the cost might be.)
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21 Feb 2021
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The atmosphere in this fic is unbeatable. The raw emotion just makes me feel so many things. This is one of the best things I have ever read.
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There’s starlight and wine and them, waiting for the new year. Ludwig has hope and a question and Feliciano, and it’s all he’s ever wanted.
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21 Feb 2021
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This is one of my favourite things ever. The amount of times I wept while reading this. 10/10 oh my god