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Brian is on tour and horny. You are at home, also horny. Shenanigans ensue.
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13 Jan 2026
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You meet Stan Pines at the Mystery Shack's Summer Bash. The man himself is handsome, but that gold medallion around his neck... You can't not steal it.
You realize too late that you're in over your head.
(Now with an M/M version in Chapter 2! See notes for details.)
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- Part 1 of old man porn! (and non-porn)
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22 Dec 2025
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Eighteen months, you've worked for this family. Seventeen months, you've been enamoured by Ford. One of them, you've been in love with him.
It's pathetic.
As it turns out, friends can't have sex and stay friends, not really. Not when it comes to you and Ford, at least.
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While Ford seeks a cure for your mutual bacterial bond, you're forced to wrestle with hard truths, even harder feelings and the unending horror of sharing space with a family of four.
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- Part 3 of Maid to be
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14 Dec 2025
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“In my... current circumstance, I’m not really afforded the ability of connection, and I just...” he took a long breath in, then out, looking into the bottom of his mostly empty glass, the utter defeat in the slump of his shoulders and the sad loneliness in the downturn of his mouth speaking volumes. “I was just hoping, I suppose, that I could... maybe just lay with you. Just... cuddle, I guess. Feel a little less like I’m cut off from the living.”
[Female reader]
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Bookmarked by stupidbug
01 Dec 2025
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Ford vowed to take every physics class at Backupsmore University. He didn't realize that this included a Physics for Elementary Education Majors class. He looks down on them, seeing them as dull-minded and far less intelligent than him, content to do arts and crafts and play with kids all day. Then, he finds someone who is likeminded to him, there of all places.
Bookmarked by stupidbug
01 Dec 2025

