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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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Aphelios never expected that when he and his sister received a summons from their land's Emperor, Settrigh of Ionia, that it would result in him losing his ancestral home.
Sett never expected that when he fired his royal advisor for being obnoxious and weird, that she would turn him into a wolverine. On his birthday, no less.
Neither expected to be stuck together on the world's most obnoxious and ill-advised escort mission to turn Sett back into a human, and avoid terrible dangers and learn to like each other along the way. (And possibly, much more than that.)"bruh this is emperors new groove except its sett and aphelios and they wanna kiss each other"
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02 Apr 2026