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    Wile E. Coyote, super genius and expert vampire hunter, has been chasing a vampire across the New Mexico desert for years without success. Every time he feels he's gotten close to finally driving a stake through the bastard's heart, he slips away, leaving Wile E. battered, bruised and feeling incredibly pathetic in his wake.

    One day, he's called off to get rid of a local vampire and, while he doesn't want to abandon the chase he's in, he ultimately complies and takes the job.

    He doesn't expect that bastard to follow him.

    He definitely doesn't expect that bastard to get jealous, either.

    He DEFINITELY isn't expecting to fall in love, either, but most people rarely expect that sort of thing.

     

    A vampire au (because this fandom needs one and goddamnit, I'm gonna deliver)

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    13 Sep 2026

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    12 Sep 2026

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    AHHHHH FUCK FHCKFUCKUFKCUFKCUFJCUCK I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS

  3. Public Bookmark 76

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    Tenna is very popular with the Castle Town denizens – almost too popular.

    It’s almost as if he’s [[Begging like a dog]] for Spamton’s attention. Well, if he’s [[Thirsting]] for it, Spamton's going to [[Seal that deal]]!

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    After moving to Castle Town, Tenna can't help but feel down at the change of pace. But then he has a chance run-in with his old (business) partner, Spamton, and things start changing again, this time for the better.

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    23 Aug 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    This—everything about the situation—was absolutely mortifying. He was a television Darkner, for crying out loud! He was made to be on screen, to be captured on camera. Deriving anything but an entirely innocent sense of euphoria from entertaining—no, serving—others would be absolutely deviant! Downright perverse! Beyond that, he was a Dark Lord. He was a shining star of authority; he had a reputation to uphold, an appearance to maintain. If his employees knew about the twisted pleasure he got from the idea of being filmed in such a manner, he'd… well, he'd…

    He was hard again. Achingly so.

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    Tenna has conflicted feelings about being recorded during sex. Spamton helps him get over those conflicted feelings.

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    23 Aug 2026