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Truthless Recluse was done with the Sage of Truth the minute he had heard of him.
The Cookie who carried the other half of his Soul Jam.
The Cookie he hated. Showing up at his door, asking to debate, mocking him with his fake optimism.
It was pathetic.
aka
tr doesnt understand sages feelings but will have to figure it out soon enough hopefully while sage fumbles every chance he gets to get that sad sad depressed cooki
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- Part 1 of swap au universe
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Reality. by swanwentmeow
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Cookie Run (Video Game)
30 Aug 2026
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WARNUNG MADE WITH AI. (do not use ai and make it seem like original work like I did.)
i quit basically chapters are going to come out maybe like yearly?
use the idea i beg of you. i lwk dont care for credits since my version sucks ass anyway. so sorry for anyone who enjoyed it/wanted more chapters.HEATHERS MUSICAL + CRK CROSSOVER!
platonic-ish purelily and shadowvanilla/shadowrecluse.eternal sugar = heather chandler
mystic flour = heather duke (IT WILL MAKE SENSE)
burning spice = heather mcnamera
truthless recluse/PV = veronica sawyer
shadow milk = J.D
candy apple / black sapphire = ram & kurt, but not rapers...
white lily (my love) = martha donstockevery chapter is based on a song, as example chapter one is Beautiful, chapter two is Candy Store. i removed the ones with explicit lyrics aka dead girl walking and your welcome. big fun is still...very questionable but the sexual stuff is watered down. there are still suicide and EDs as the tags say. ill warn before chapters tho, dw
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art of my special viri
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- Part 2 of my ass art :)
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kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor by swanwentmeow
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
27 Jul 2026
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Eternal Sugar and Mystic Flour take a journey back to Eternal Sugar's garden by boat.
(on indefinite hiatus while i work on other projects)
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squirm makes brightney mad.
goob comforts him.Series
- Part 2 of fandom oneshots i make once in 500 years
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Truthless goes a bit too deep when cutting and dies of blood loss. Sage finds his body the day after.
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21 Sep 2026
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The King, the Scholar, and the Jester by AngstPaper_Shredder
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
06 Sep 2026
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- Part 1 of CRK Ancient stories
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17 Sep 2026
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Pure vanilla realised how much truthless recluse was too long in his room, so he needed to make him go out of the bed before recluse get rotten in that room!
(There's purelily crumbs ig)
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16 Sep 2026
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As a member of the high nobility, he was invited to a ball. Bored by the event, he merely observed. Though countless ladies wished to dance with him, he turned them all down. It wasn't as if they wanted anything from him - it was his title that appealed to them. And perhaps the charm with which he carried himself.
However, most were disappointed as soon as they realized how he behaved - not at all like the nobleman of their dreams.
So it wasn't so bad for him to be alone for an evening. That had been his original plan anyway. He was already waiting for the event to end.Until his gaze caught on long golden hair, and a golden gown that was subtle, and yet impossible to ignore.
Chapter 42 update: weekend
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- Part 1 of Dancing in Series
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15 Sep 2026
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Caught up in a grand ball organized to celebrate the formation of the Town, Sage finds himself interacting with cookies from all over Crispia who wished to take part in the festivities. Of course, the Sage of Truth was so kind as to offer his own spire for the ball to take place, but in all honesty, he was starting to regret his decision.
In one of the corners of his vast ballroom, Sage notices a cookie he’s never quite seen before. However, he didn’t have to take any dramatic measures to truly figure out who they were: it was his dear Recluse, disguised as a young cookie and watching the crowd from afar.
Or!1!1!!!!
The Sage of Truth discovers that Truthless Recluse has come to visit the grand ball taking place on his own volition. Sage takes the chance to make the most of this brand new opportunity, and even gets a lovely little surprise from Recluse!!!!!
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12 Sep 2026