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The Unrelenting Lore Drops™ by talk2meGoose
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 Jul 2025
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“So, Derek, what do you think of Hawthorne Farms? Quite the sight to see, wouldn’t you say?”
“Oh absolutely, sir, I’m spellbound, truly!”
Titch glared at the back of the man's head, thoroughly unimpressed with the pleasantries being exchanged around him.
Derek Stryder. Degree in horticultural studies, like Titch, although a year or two younger than him. Studied abroad in both the United States and Spain, specialized in Production. Very interested in aubergines. Tall.
On paper, he was damn near perfect, even down to the letters [Yes, letters plural! What the fuck!] of recommendation he came with. His father loved him.
Titch hated him.
Or he wanted to, sort of desperately. This man was all of Titch’s shortcomings personified, he was the physical embodiment of his fathers distrust in him come to haunt him. And yet… and yet.
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au-ifys your SFTH longform eheheh
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The Unrelenting Lore Drops™ by talk2meGoose
Fandom: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
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Things Worth Knowing by Femme (femmequixotic), noeon (noe) for shiftylinguini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2017
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After the Battle, Harry thinks he's left Hogwarts for good, but Minerva insists that all students return for an Eighth Year if they wish to sit for NEWTs in the spring, and Harry needs those NEWTs to go into the Aurors. Draco's just grateful not to be in Azkaban. Or the Manor. He's hoping he can steer clear of Potter this year and grapple with his own problems. Unfortunately for him, Potter appears to be one of those problems. And that's not even addressing the fact that Potter's got serious issues of his own, which Draco realises as he's forced to share an Eighth Year dormitory room and several classes with the Gryffindor Git. If only they can make it through the year without killing each other, it should be all right, shouldn't it?
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A process is recursive when it defines or contains itself; e.g., the Fibonacci sequence, which determines the next number as the sum of the previous two.
But not all recursive processes are mathematical. Recursion can happen in a temporal context when, for instance, the powerful magical force that is true love drags you back in time so it can create itself, endangering the fate of the Wizarding World—not to mention the very fabric of space and time—along the way.
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25 Sep 2025
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The war was over.
Or at least that’s what the papers said.
They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding.
Maybe they did.
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In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town.
It's super.
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20 Sep 2025
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One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.
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