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After trudging through the frozen tundra that is Tokyo in January, Kageyama returns home to a boyfriend eager to help him warm up.
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If I Was A Bad Bitch (I'd Wanna Fuck Me, Too) by teddy_or_something
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
09 Aug 2024
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Reki scoffed. “Oh come on,” he said. “Tell me, Langa. If you were a badass snowboarding chick with nice tits and—” he leaned towards Langa to tug at a strand of his— “silky blue hair, you wouldn’t wanna fuck you?”
“I’m not a tit guy,” Langa said, rolling his eyes. He wasn’t going to entertain whatever the hell Reki was trying to get at.
“Okay, a nice ass then,” Reki amended. He swatted weakly at Langa’s shoulder, pouting petulantly. “Come on man, give it some thought!”
Langa gave him the biggest side eye he could muster. “I am not thinking about that.” But he did think about something else. “I’d fuck you if you were a chick,” he looked Reki up and down, ignoring the dumfounded look on his face. “For obvious reasons.”
Langa and Reki discover a new part of their sex life that they hadn't considered before, and it maybe takes a bit too long for them to realize that it's not just a sex thing.
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They walk throughout the maze that is the Toutsuki resort, taking the stairs up through the floors rather than the elevator. Erina has a sneaking suspicion that Souma has an ulterior motive for dragging her away from the kitchen.
Sure enough, once they reach room 714—a suite, how uncharacteristically tasteful of him—he pulls out his keycard and lets them both inside.
“What are we doing here, Souma?” asks Erina, but she already knows.
Souma steps close enough to tower over her, close enough that she can faintly smell his deodorant. She notices the faint scent of a spicy cologne, too, presumably because he isn’t cooking today. “Isn’t it obvious?” he responds, answering question with question. “You need to relax.”
Erina just folds her arms, ignoring the zing! that shoots up her spine when her forearms touch his solid chest. “And you’re going to do that, how?”
Or, Souma is tired of waiting for the "busy" headmistress to get back to him.
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He says "sweetheart" in English.
It's one of his favorite things about dating Langa. His soft voice, his accent, and his vocabulary. He speaks, and Reki is enamored. He speaks in English, and Reki swoons.
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“Reki,” he said, grabbing his wrist and letting himself fall forward onto the other. He could feel their chests moving together where they touched. “I want to try that position. With the leg up.”
All movement ceased as Reki stared at him in disbelief. “With your massive dong? Absolutely not.”
(Reki did not stay true to his word.)
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Langa and Reki and their Increasingly Ridiculous Sexual Encounters by teddy_or_something
Fandom SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
09 Aug 2024
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my mind is against me, but you are always by my side by teddy_or_something
Fandom Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Nov 2021
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A series of unconnected bkak angst oneshots in no particular order, mostly based around how they support each other when their thoughts get to be too much.
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Workplace Romance by teddy_or_something
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Sep 2021
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It took a moment for the words to catch up to Lance's brain. "Are you saying I need to cuddle Keith for days straight while everyone else goes on missions?!" He found himself starting to pull away from the paladin clinging to his side, but in spite of his haziness, Keith's strong grip still threatened his ability to escape. Despite being mostly unresponsive, he was clearly still alive enough to insist on holding his point of contact.
Or: Survival cuddling turns into something more.
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21 Sep 2025
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It’s the atmosphere that makes Lance stay—all cool toned colours and dim lighting and music loud enough to drown out any thoughts of doubt he might have about spending the late evening hours at a strip club.
Admittedly, he's already kind of turned on just from being in the midst of all this. Maybe that makes him an easy target. Maybe he doesn’t care.
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14 Sep 2025
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Call Me By Your Name by Bang Bang Beef Keef (BangBangBeefKeef) for ArmadaOfShips
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
01 Apr 2021
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Keith and Lance have switched bodies. They agree on one rule: No jerking off! Of course, they both find every possible way around this...
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13 Sep 2025
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“Really?” Tobio asks, “Please Oikawa-san, Tell me how to make him less wound up!”
Oikawa pokes his tongue in his cheek and does the classic up and down motion with his closed fist.
aka; the kagehina blowjob fic.
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- Part 1 of shook me, all night long
Bookmarked by teddy_or_something
22 Dec 2024
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go tell your girlfriend (that i'm your boyfriend) by ilmostro
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Aug 2024
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“Well, I’ve been thoroughly wined and dined,” Wade joked, lighthearted on account of the liquor. “You would tell me if this was a date, right? I’m not wearing my nice panties and I’d hate to disappoint if you expected me to put out at the end.”
Logan took a swig of his beer, maintaining eye contact.
“And if it was?”
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Or, Wade Wilson realizes he can be loved without having to be great.
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10 Aug 2024