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I survived 24 HOURS at a CHAOS TEMPLE with a god!!! (GONE WRONG...) - TNTduo deity AU by tempestuous_wren

Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 Feb 2025
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this was originally a chapter in my request book, I'm re-posting this because I've realised I should have made it a series from the start. well, better to fix it sooner rather than later.

There's a certain… uncanny feeling to him. His messy brown hair is a little bit too floaty, moving as if underwater, and the white streak is a bit too bright for the otherwise dark room.
OR:
Wilbur is an eldritch chaos god. Quackity is a human spirit hunter who's been dreaming of killing (or screwing I mean what) him for most of his life. Wilbur has not gotten any in way too long. it's a match made in hell.

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- Part 2 of ye old TNTduo request book
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6,024

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1/1

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7

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93

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10

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Quackity discovers scientific misconduct - TNTduo AU by tempestuous_wren

Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 Feb 2025
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“Quackity, are you implying I'll drag you down to my nest? Scandalous.” Wilbur poses himself salaciously, the end of his tail flapping back and forth much like a dog would wag its tail or a lovesick teenager would kick their feet.
“I'm implying you’d maul me and drag me down to your nest, drowning me in the process, and then promptly eat me.” the tail wagging abruptly stops.
“You have no faith.”
“And no gills, either. So if you'll excuse me, I'd prefer not to meet my god today.”
AKA:
Quackity is a biologist studying mer. Wilbur is a Mer in the pod he's studying. they have a love hate relationship. the real question is, Who's studying who, and when will they get it over with and screw already?
AKA
"Haha nooooo dont go awayyyyy, you’re so apetising- i- i mean sexy! And very tasty looking, too."

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- Part 3 of ye old TNTduo request book
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English

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4,640

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1/3

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34

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87

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11

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BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT ONCE AGAIN SPOTTED CONVINCING LOCAL BOOGYMAN HE IS MADE TO PLEASE HIM by tempestuous_wren

Fandoms: Dream SMP
10 Oct 2024
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“This little phenomenon is mother nature's way of rewarding me for dealing with you. The way your body is shaped, and formed, and literally everything about you is made to give me the most pleasure possible. Because that's just what you were put on this earth to do, sweetheart.” his thin smile drops. “And you still find a way to disobey me.”
Wilburs eyebrows furrow, and he laughs. “Made to please you?"

I got tired of all the sex is for the pleasure of cis men alone bullshit, and decided to try to show how ridiculous that notion is by doing a fun little switcharo, but in a fun, kinky way.

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- Part 3 of Tntduo? more like. uh... um. uhhhhhh... ill come back once ive thought of a smart name. (smutshots and maybe some brief intermissions)
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English

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599

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1/1

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9

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27

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1

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trade offer. I receive: Inspo and a reason to write. you receive: free smut. (TNTduo requests.) by tempestuous_wren

Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Aug 2024
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chap 1: a deity au, quackity is investigating local cults and stumbles apon something way out of his pay grade, which cant seem to decide if it wants to eat him, drain him of life, or fuck him. they work it out in the end.
tldr: pesky human/primordial chaos god, and they fuck.
chapter 2: supervillain au, wilbur, son of the nb1 hero has manipulated his way into being an ally of Ace, a major villain, all because he wants to get laid.
tldr: supervillains but with CNC
its a request book. there are so, so many things I am willing to write.
I dont have any of the tags im willing to do up yet, since I dont wanna clog up the tags, but the will do wont do lists are inside.

Series
- Part 2 of Tntduo? more like. uh... um. uhhhhhh... ill come back once ive thought of a smart name. (smutshots and maybe some brief intermissions)
- Part 1 of ye old TNTduo request book
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English

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14,190

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5/?

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145

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177

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17

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strap in, and strap on. by tempestuous_wren

Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 May 2024
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Quackity kisses winona and they have hot gay sex for the rest of the night instead of fighting. It's the usual tntduo smut, but WOMEN. Tntduo got hit with the yuri beam and now wilburs an old ass butch and quackitys a femdom. Also theres light bdsm and sex toys. (that last part is a lie, they got distracted.)

“Stop fucking- seducing me or whatever it is, its not gonna work, im warning you.” her eyes fall to Quackity's lips, then her chest. she licks her teeth, gulping.
“Im- im not- im not- not… fuck.'' Winona chuckles nervously.
“You're not…?” Quackity looks up at her coqettishly.
“Not easily swayed by pretty girls.” she wets her lips, hands tightening around her waist.

Series
- Part 1 of Tntduo? more like. uh... um. uhhhhhh... ill come back once ive thought of a smart name. (smutshots and maybe some brief intermissions)
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English

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9,709

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3/3

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37

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113

Bookmarks:

9

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