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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    Kojiro straightened his uniform one last time. No matter how many times he did this, he still got a bit nervous. At least he’d learned not to show it, pulling back his shoulders and putting on a smile as he rang the doorbell.

    The noise of the party on the other side quieted, chatter of “who could it be?” and “are we expecting anyone else?” audible as an obviously tipsy but otherwise unremarkable man opened the door.

    It took the guy a second before his face lit up and he grinned lewdly. “Come on in, Chef,” he said, gesturing Kojiro inside. “Whoooo’s hungry!! Your honey ordered us a personal chef! Isn’t that sweet!”

    Kojiro walked into the party to “You’re so lucky!” “No, we’re so lucky!” “Perfect timing, I’m starving!”

    “Who’s hungry for some tube steak?” Kojiro asked, ripping off his tear-away apron to expose his very suggestive eggplant g-string. Shrieks and wolf-whistles filled the air as Kojiro started to move with the beat and get into the swing of things, looking around the room for the groom-to-be—

    And found him, staring right back with golden eyes Kojiro had spent the last ten years trying to forget.

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    18 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Kojiro and Kaoru have not been dating even remotely long enough to make it okay that Kojiro's away in Korea taping a cooking competition audition on Kauru's birthday, but alas.

    Kaoru's alone, newly 27, and stewing horrendously in yesterday's yukata and his own self pity when he breaks into the box in the fridge Kojiro had specifically told him to not open til he's back, it's a surprise, and...surprise. It's a homemade birthday cake, the kind Kaoru'd always asked his mom for growing up and never received.

    Unbeknownst to Kojiro, he's coming home (early, of course) to a boyfriend who just received the thing he'd longed for his entire neglected childhood. And Kojiro made that thing. Without any idea what it would mean. Which is very them, when you think about it.

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    04 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    Utahime picks up an accidental new hobby: watching the relationship saga of the couple across her apartment. Unfortunately, or not, her regular co-commentator is Gojo, the coworker she already has terrible boundaries and very good sex with. As neighbor couple fights and reconciles, Gojo and Utahime slowly run out of excuses for why they keep ending up in each other’s beds instead of calling it what it is.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Sakura was somehow unlucky enough to land herself in the hands of the doctor she might or might not have been trying to avoid.

    Or maybe she was very lucky.

    Strangers to lovers. Modern AU.

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    16 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    These are interconnected stand-alone one-shots about ex-lovers Sasuke and Sakura and how they're back in the perpetual winter of their long lost love. [Original publication date: May 2018]
    Modern AU and my crowning glory angst. Aja.

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    28 Jun 2025