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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Caelus bets with Stelle that she can't sleep with their whole friend group. Guess who loses the bet and has to give the other 600 million dollars. This is a crack fic and very uh explicit

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    07 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    The sounds of mechanical noises meet her ears and it reminds her of Screwllum, of how he treats her so gently and she heaves, something in her chest aching at the movement before she coughs something up.

    She stares down at what she coughed up in disbelief. Thoughts both run through her head at a dangerous pace and run out of her mind at the sight.

    A flower.

    A clematis flower.

    Herta has always prided herself on her rationality, on her ability to make people think that she is the perfect embodiment of logic. She herself has always strived to be that. She cannot live without emotions however, no matter how much she tries, and her emotions towards Screwllum threaten to break her composure. The Hanahaki Disease was not a disease she ever thought she could fall prey to until recent times.

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    26 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    “We can rule one solution out with a little.. experimenting.” Herta says simply, something hesitant in her gaze as she peers up at him, her chest heaving slightly with each ragged breath she takes in and out and her brows are still creased in a manner that shows just how uncertain she is. Screwllum suddenly feels a little lost.

    “I’m afraid I don’t understand.” He says instead, watching closely as she seems to grimace for all of a single second before her lips smooth back into that scowl that he suspects is more of an attempt to look more like her usual composed self rather than the trembling woman before him.

    “We can if you try to make me orgasm.”

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    26 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    "Look outside, Herta."

    Screwllum forced her to turn her head, gazing out at the dazzling sea of lights beyond the window.

    "That's the headquarters of the IPC... with trillions of credits flowing through it... the sky that countless mortals gaze up at in awe..."

    As he spoke, he suddenly thrust harder.

    "And now, their 'genius'... is right here by the window... lost in ecstasy..."

    A deep exchange involving fluid dynamics and vibration frequencies, taking place on the top floor of the "Amber Crown."

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    26 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Screwllum does not belong here.

    There is no doubt that exists within his mind about just how out of place he is here. He does not particularly enjoy the beach; for sand always gets stuck in his joints no matter how much coverage his clothing provides him and the damp atmosphere almost always leaves him at risk of rusting, of having to buy entire new parts while his body is out of commission from just one place. It is inconvenient.

    Screwllum does not belong here.

    He thinks however that Herta does.

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    25 Apr 2026