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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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18 Dec 2025
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"Was he? What you needed?"
"No. I mean, sort of. But..."
"Did he hurt you?"
"No. He just wasn't..."Because Shane hadn't been hurt by Mexican Top. And he hadn't been hurt by Hollywood blow job guy either, that had just been bad sex. And bad sex didn't hurt, it wasn't important enough to dwell on.
So what the fuck is wrong with him?
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15 Dec 2025
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You Wrecked My Whole World When You Came (and Hit Me Like a Hurricane) by 1f_this_be_madness
Fandoms: Karate Kid (Movies)
09 Jun 2025
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If Johnny Lawrence came with Daniel and Mr Miyagi to Okinawa, how might things change?
There would be arguing, for one. Even in the middle of a typhoon.
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13 Jun 2025
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“Everyone needs to have a slut era,” Tristan said, seriously. “It’s character building.”
[Tristan has a suggestion to help Max get over Avery. He doesn’t expect to feel so strange about it…]
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11 Apr 2025
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Eddie died. Well, not really. He just…became something else and now it was time he came back and only for one person.
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09 Jul 2022