the_boring_distopia
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An exercise in self restraint by the_boring_distopia
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
19 Oct 2026
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Ianthe was never a fan of delayed gratification. Dulcinea could work with that – to do is to learn, after all.
dulcianthe cockwarming. That’s it, I said it. Also knows as: the inherent eroticism of bullying Ianthe. Might read as dubcon at the end but Dulcinea orchestrated it from the start, Ianthe in shambles.
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Cage the Beast, Throw the Rope! by the_boring_distopia
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Oct 2026
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Ianthe cares about Harrow because sisters take care of each other. That’s what they do, whether the other wants it or not.
(Technically this was meant for day 10 of kinktober but I wrote this while I was sick as death and I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking, I'm only posting it because it's judging me from my drafts.)
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Dios Apate if it was good by the_boring_distopia
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Apr 2026
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Late Night Activities by the_boring_distopia
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Apr 2026
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Nona is in heat and Camilla tries to be rational about it. She fails spectacularly.
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Eldritch Barbie Mating Season by the_boring_distopia
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
08 Mar 2026
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What if The Body, Alecto, Death of God, blonde death incarnate really wants to get down? What if Alecto is acting like a wild animal going into heat and the person graced with her affections is thinking "can the soul of the earth even consent? Am I consenting? Why do I feel like I should run?" - meanwhile Alecto is chewing through the bars of her enclosure to act on ten thousand years of pent up sexual frustration?
Harrowhark Nonagesimus has no idea either but she is about to find out.
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rare pairs by the_boring_distopia
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Aug 2025
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Hdjs* by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Oct 2026
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After all those years where everyone around her had tried to save her from pain, it was asthonishingly refreshing to meet someone who wanted to hurt her.
*Dulcie's thoughts throughout the fic
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Deny It All You Want by somethingruinous
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Feb 2026
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Every morning, Camilla fled to the Spire, leaving late and coming back early. She had no other choice. If she was not there, then she would be angling to get her hands on Palamedes again, and they had agreed not to do that.
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09 Mar 2026
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A new building project to eclipse any built in the old world. A crazy Warlord has need of young Scrim, a gifted archi-rat, but there are things surrounding the project that want in.
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- Part 1 of 20,000 Rats Under the Sea
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20 Sep 2025
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Ethical Consumption by toadami
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Nov 2025
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Harrow has clawed and scraped and fought her whole life to get a shot at the American Dream. Now, a grad student at the prestigious Canaan University, a research competition promises to give her that chance. She just has to dig inside herself for a little bit more to sacrifice, a few more pieces of her soul to trade away in exchange for the favor of the powerful. In an eat-or-be-eaten world, will she get to taste the fruits of her labor, or will she end up being devoured?
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07 Sep 2025
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Extra, Extra by inphront
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Jul 2023
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Once, Ianthe had curled up against Corona’s chest and stuck herself there, such that it was nearly impossible to tell whose heartbeat was whose, and sobbed, "Help me, Corona. Coronabeth, please, I need you." It was this memory that surfaced every time Ianthe said, “I’m over it this time; you’ll never see me that way again.” It was this that Coronabeth recalled every time she answered, “I’m so proud of you” and grit her teeth against the overwhelming sense that she was telling a lie.
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A series of scenes from the Tridentarius household as the twins grew up, and an exploration of what childhood is like for a cavalier without a necromancer.- Language:
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Bookmarked by the_boring_distopia
19 Jun 2025