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Harry Potter and the Riddle of Love by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2025
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Harry sabotages the ritual in the graveyard and a teenage Tom Riddle emerges from the cauldron, the horcrux in his scar given a body. Harry knows he should hate this version of his nemesis, but he’s so helpful and friendly and charming and…attractive.
Oh, crap.
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Luz never went to the Demon Realm and the Day of Unity occurred, wiping out almost the entirety of the Boiling Isles. But at the last minute, Eda rounded up the children at Hexside and led them through the portal to take refuge in the Human Realm. Luz’s summer may have been entirely mundane, but her autumn now promises to be anything but that.
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Tim has been the newest Santa for the last two years. When Lucy, still a believer after all these years, catches him delivering presents to her, she proceeds to prove that it’s possible for someone on the nice list to be very naughty indeed.
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The Way You Move Ain't Fair, You Know by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: The Rookie (TV 2018)
10 Dec 2025
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Soulmates and newlyweds Tim and Lucy are celebrating their marriage in style with a honeymoon in Hawaii and sex in the other person’s body.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, as Tim learns to his great pleasure when Lucy ropes Angela in to help her with a justified and deeply sexy vengeance for their breakup.
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Lucy's soulmark means she's always known she's destined to be a cop. It's brought her nothing but contempt from her parents and a soulmate who turns out to be...her new training officer?
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I'm getting an early start to my Rookie Kinktober fic. Enjoy 31 days of smutty Chenford goodness! Or naughtiness, depending on your perspective.
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Tim, using his top notch detective skills, is absolutely and completely certain his thirteen-year-old daughter Zoe has been hiding the fact she has a boyfriend from him. He’s only partially right.
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Stan and Ford Pines are expecting a boring summer when they’re shipped up to Gravity Falls, Oregon to stay at their Grauntie Mabel’s tourist trap, the Mystery Shack. They end up getting anything but that.
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“But now, I mean, I think…I think the reason why you’re so protective of me and – and why you didn’t want me to be an undercover cop is because…because you have feelings for me too.”
“You’re right.”
“Wait, what?”
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Lucy doesn't mind it when people flirt with her at events...not when the experience of having her husband remind her afterwards just who she really belongs to is so much fun.
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When Lucy sees something she shouldn't, her relationship with Tamara and Tim transforms into something beautiful and intimate.
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Harry Potter and the Dark Lord Solution by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2025
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A botched ritual cast by a neo-Death Eater sends Harry, Hermione, and Ron back in time to the moment of Voldemort's resurrection. In the bodies of Voldemort, Bellatrix, and Lucius. It's time for fun and/or chaos to ensue.
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Phineas and Ferb attempt to cheer up Candace after she is hit with biphobia online while Dr. Doofenshmirtz attempts to unleash his Transinator (not to be confused with his Transitinator) upon a bunch of transphobes at the Danville Pride Parade.
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Harry Potter and the Lesser of Two Evils by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2025
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Voldemort is aghast when he hears Harry Potter is being tortured by Umbridge. Doesn't that upstart understand that only he is to torture his nemesis? And let's not get started on her awful classes. Voldemort may be a Dark Lord, but he understands the importance of education. Clearly something has to be done! And by something, he means murder. Just in case that wasn't clear.
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- Part 5 of Harry Potter one shots
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She Takes Me Away To That Special Place by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
18 Mar 2025
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A decade ago, the Noceda family was in a car accident which killed Manny and left Camila in a coma. Eda stumbled upon the scene of the accident and, thinking Camila was dead, spirited Luz away to raise in the Demon Realm. Now in the present day, Camila has woken up from her coma and is determined to reunite with her daughter, who is a very different person than Camila thought she’d grow up to be.
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Rebecca and Jeff Kaplan are ordinary parents living through extraordinary times and trying their best to deal with a son who seems like an entirely different person sometimes.
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Harry Potter and the Preposterously Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2024
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Harry is hoping for a less eventful second year than his first. Unfortunately, with a looming scandal that has the potential to break the Statute of Secrecy, Hermione's disturbingly hinged behavior, and by far the worst of all, Headmaster Gilderoy Lockhart, it doesn’t look like he’s going to get it.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog
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Pacifica’s parents kick her out after the events of the Golf War. With no other choice available to her, Pacifica goes to the one place where she thinks she’ll be welcome: the Mystery Shack.
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When Stan's stupid homophobic nephew informs him Mabel is pan, Stan vows to do the exact opposite of what he wants and be as supportive as possible. And if that means setting her up with the richest girl in town, well, that's just being a good grunkle, isn't it?