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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    When Trinity Santos can’t drive him home, Dennis Whittaker takes the bus instead. Or plans to. At the stop, a motorcycle slows beside him. Dr. Michael Robinavitch, helmet in hand, offers him a ride.

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    28 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Remus lives a peaceful and solidary life in his cottage in the Forbidden Forest. One day, his life is interrupted after he saves an illegal animagus James from some Aurors, who decides to stay in the safety of Remus's home. Turns out a whole pack of werewolves, discriminated against by the Ministry of Magic, makes the same decision and sets camp in front of his house.

    Remus and James go to Dumbledore, who has enough influence in the wizarding world to stop the Ministry and let Remus regain his privacy.

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    Shrek movie, but with Marauders set in wizarding England.

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    08 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Physical affection was a part of Sirius’ love: he touched and grabbed and urged people to scoot over so he could fit into the tiniest space. Of course Remus knew, he had been a proud receiver of his affection for years—until very recently, at least, until it just… stopped.

    Sirius' sudden distance was odd. The full moon was barely a week ago, and it went great. The wolf was happy to see its pack, ran around with Padfoot all night before tiring itself and falling asleep. Sirius was by his side when he woke up too, along with Peter and James, and Remus might not have the best senses freshly woken up after a full moon but this truly seemed abrupt. Especially that it only applied to him.

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    02 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Sirius Black has lived in the city his whole life. He has a job (which he hates), a nice flat (which has never felt like home) and friends (who hate him). He has ignored the letter and the peculiar promises inside from his late uncle Alphard for months and months on end, but his life comes crashing down and he finds himself leaving the city when it all becomes too much.

    He expects the farm life and the quiet. He does not expect Pelican Town's librarian.

    or; sirius black is crashing out because librarians aren't supposed to be fit

    A Stardew Valley inspired oneshot.

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    13 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Sirius Black couldn’t rewrite history, but he could crush Remus Lupin at the local dive bar’s trivia tournament. But when a not so friendly game turns into playing fast and loose with lingering feelings of the past, will either of them come out on top?

    or—

    adversaries to lovers, second chance romance, ex-sex in the setting of debauched smut, messy friend group shenanigans, angst, and one huge 'the prank' equivalent that started it all.

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    14 Aug 2025