thehatpile
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It's not like you didn't know, when you decided to pick up a baby and take him home, that raising a kid would be challenging. You just hadn't anticipated this particular difficulty. And why would you? You're pretty sure that for most semi-parental figures, not fucking their kids requires exactly zero effort.
For you, it's turning out to be quite a bit harder.
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The murder of Trokil Gorute seems, upon first glance, utterly mundane.
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They meet in NYC, Dave's home turf as much as anything they attribute to themselves could ever be called theirs. Dave is five foot nothing with an ego the size of the stage. He walks with a palpability Dirk wants to run his tongue over, dyes his hair black but leaves his eyebrows a curious too-translucent white; or perhaps he's just a start-up douchebag who thinks he's hot shit for bleaching his brows.
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Dave touches a sleeping Dirk while reminiscing about his deceased, incestuous brother.
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It's not "forever", but it feels like it, and it's not at all what John wanted with his life. He's not sure he can handle the responsibility of ageing more slowly than an entire planet of people.
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Forget Yourself, Surrender Your Mind by antagonisticshade (maliciousspirit), maliciousspirit
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jun 2024
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He wondered how exactly Dirk would react if Hal held his hand, or brushed past him- would he pull away? Would he flinch? Would he lean into it?
Would he want Hal to touch him?
Hal knew it was one of the worst ideas he’d ever had to message Dirk about it. It was stupid. It was self-sabotage. But Hal was fucking bored, and alone, and he’d take a couple of minutes of embarrassment for the minute chance- 0.0314% chance, to be exact- that Dirk would be
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Or, Hal bites off a little more than he can chew in pursuing Dirk. Dirk, on the other hand, finds a lot of value in having a willing emotional punching bag. Mind the tags.
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Dave has returned from the grave to drink Dirk’s blood. Using the folkloric weaknesses of the vampire, Dirk has him temporarily under control, but his own dark appetites may prove even more dangerous than a vampire’s thirst for blood!
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“Have you ever thought about punching me?”
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Dave's been planning this all year. Well not all year. Well yes, all year. But now he's finally doing it. He's making it happen. He's gonna get that mistletoe kiss.
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in time we show our achilles' heels by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking)
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Dec 2017
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Dave is still lingering in the doorway, almost as if he’s waiting for an invitation. Or, more likely, a reaction. Dirk gives him neither, and keeps his head bent over his paperwork; there’s piles of it, enough to fill the entire cavern of the room Mother plans on repurposing for a throne- he finds it ostentatious, Dave has been designing glittery, pixelated decals for it since she broached the idea over breakfast. And strangely enough, there’s no immediate provocation being offered. It’s enough to put Dirk properly on edge. It’s dangerous, how quiet he is, rather than the cloud of constant chatter that precedes him and echoes in his wake like a chemtrail.