tamerof (thekookster)



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Harry survived V-Day - because of course he did - but not all the Kingsman agents were so lucky. With the world still going to shit and the worst staff shortage since the organisation began, Merlin calls a group of retired agents back to their posts to help out while he trains the new recruits.

    Harry/Eggsy's story: snowball fights, banter, innuendo, handsome old men, lady scientists, secrets in walking sticks, Harry’s appalling crush, thumbnails of bigger pictures, a pastede on plot crammed in around all the flirting which is really just an excuse for me to write a silly sword fight, and an old bet from 1986 that’s still not been decided.

    Roxy/Merlin's story: exhaustion, beautiful villains, inappropriate comments, drawing Eggsy a vagina map because not even a potential mass murderer deserves that sort of lousy service, booby traps straight out of Indiana Jones, things it's probably quite unprofessional to do while wearing glasses, bombs so ridiculous they should have ACME written on the side, Gawain's interrupted night with a gorgeous French redhead, an urgent deathbed promise, and a warning that somebody's spine is going to be ripped from his body if he ever calls her 'good girl' again.

    Words:
    67,021
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    203

Navigation