thekookster
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- Men's Hockey RPF (30)
- Kingsman (Movies) (3)
- Women's Hockey RPF (2)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
- Deadpool (Movieverse) (1)
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Sid had found out right from the horse's mouth, although he scarcely needed to when barely anyone had played coy about it in months. The morning after the draft, Nate showed up with the sunrise on the beach, wired and bright-eyed despite having only slept four hours between the draft and the flight back up north.
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Logan wakes up with the pale haze of the blue hour. A groan in his ear, his fingers wet and curled up tight, and his own sweat soaking into the sheets— he’s inside someone, he realises, his claws are inside—
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It takes one singular second for the vortex to suck them up, but every scientist knows that there are an infinite amount of numbers between zero and one.
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[Podcast Version of] Next Generation’s Best by podism (thekookster)
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF, Women's Hockey RPF
09 Dec 2024
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A reading of the meta essay Next Generation’s Best by thekookster; an analysis of generational talents, gender, and misogyny in men’s ice hockey in six parts.
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- English
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- 1/1
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A collection of shortform hockey prose poetry written in the second person.
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Flame Keepers by Deepdarkwaters, tamerof (thekookster)
Fandom: Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
09 Nov 2020
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Harry survived V-Day - because of course he did - but not all the Kingsman agents were so lucky. With the world still going to shit and the worst staff shortage since the organisation began, Merlin calls a group of retired agents back to their posts to help out while he trains the new recruits.
Harry/Eggsy's story: snowball fights, banter, innuendo, handsome old men, lady scientists, secrets in walking sticks, Harry’s appalling crush, thumbnails of bigger pictures, a pastede on plot crammed in around all the flirting which is really just an excuse for me to write a silly sword fight, and an old bet from 1986 that’s still not been decided.
Roxy/Merlin's story: exhaustion, beautiful villains, inappropriate comments, drawing Eggsy a vagina map because not even a potential mass murderer deserves that sort of lousy service, booby traps straight out of Indiana Jones, things it's probably quite unprofessional to do while wearing glasses, bombs so ridiculous they should have ACME written on the side, Gawain's interrupted night with a gorgeous French redhead, an urgent deathbed promise, and a warning that somebody's spine is going to be ripped from his body if he ever calls her 'good girl' again.
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So it turns out that, lacking experiences with men notwithstanding, Sid has tried practically every kink under the sun and taken a liking to quite a few of them. On the other hand, Nate has ample experience having vanilla sex with dudes. On average, they make one very sexually experienced and confident individual— or one very clueless one.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
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n. a moment you instantly wish you could take back, feeling a pulse of dread right after crossing the point of no return—a blurted confession, a hurled insult, a final decision you’d been waffling over for months—wanting to take just one step backward in time, reverting to the way things used to be, in the halcyon days of just a minute ago.
Sanji confesses his feelings.
Sanji confesses his feelings.
Sanji confesses his feelings.
Sanji—
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- Part 5 of Obscure Sorrows
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Bookmarked by thekookster
14 Nov 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
an absolute experience. really good use of outside POV character study (basically opposite POV character study). ideological things that will stay on the tip of my tongue forever (we don’t get do-overs, actions have consequences, love is the different action on a different day).
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Mold in the shower, burns on the carpet, and nothing but hot sauce and pickles in the kitchen. Sanji doesn't know it yet, but the apartment he's moving into—and the alpha he's sharing it with—will change his life.
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by thekookster
20 Apr 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
fuck yeah to this omegaverse worldbuilding, alphas exhibiting male bird behaviour, seamless canon to au translation, excellent a/a relationship dynamics
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Primary Kinks: Cockwarming, Marathon Sex
Secondary Kinks: Rough Sex, very light Dom/sub, Dirty Talk, Somnophilia
Tone: Loving and smutty"I called dibs," Trapper explained, "I like it too, y'know."
Loved it, actually- there was nothing in the world like getting fucked. He didn't get to do it nearly as often as he'd like- unless he was very upfront about what he wanted when he was picking up guys, most fellas saw his height and strong arms and big cock and bent over. Even Hawkeye- they'd only had the time and privacy to fuck properly maybe a dozen times, and John had only gotten to bottom twice. Which was fine- Hawkeye loved him, and he loved riding his cock, and who was Trapper to deny Hawkeye something that made him happy?
But now- now they had about thirty four and a half blessed hours left of leave, and Trapper intended to get his fill.
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- Part 9 of Kinktober 2023
Bookmarked by thekookster
16 Dec 2023
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the cocksucking theory of unconditional love. philosophically incredible. relationship communication and negotiation that feels good and real including completely differing views of life. also A++ cockhunger
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“It’s weird,” Jordie goes on, like he doesn’t even hear Jamie talking, “because I play for the St. John’s Ice Caps, so I’m not sure how I got knocked out in a Stars game in Texas.”
Jamie’s breath stops, his heart stops, everything just—it stops. “Jordie.”
“And even weirder? I’m not sure how my brother Jamie is here playing hockey with me, because Jamie died when he was eight years old.” Jordie’s eyes go to Jamie’s face again, steady this time, like he can see all the way into his heart. “You think you can explain any of that to me?"
Bookmarked by thekookster
10 Sep 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
insane. maybe the best fic in the hrpf tag. i’m never gonna stop thinking about this fic.
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The Last Love Song of Anthony E. Stark by jibrailis
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Mar 2012
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After contracting an Asgardian virus, Tony starts forgetting things. And people. And Steve.
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Bookmarked by thekookster
10 Sep 2023