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Delivering Deez Nuts to Your Mouth (title pending) by solar_isotoma (theo_edition)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Jan 2026
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"Please deliver it to the old lighthouse at the northernmost cape of Paha Isle. Thank You." Illuga read out loud from the instructions printed on a compact, but considerably weighty package. Oh jeez.
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Where mail delivery person Illuga brings a package to a strange, ghostly seeming man who seemed to have never ordered anything online before. Or used a smart device before.
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who is the lamb and who is the knife? by viomins
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Jan 2026
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“You won’t let me touch you.”
“No.”
“Why?”
“You know why.”
Illuga let a frustrated growl escape his throat, dragging his hands down his face, as if he could wipe away the exasperation Flins was causing him.
“I do,” he said, “but I want you to say it because we need to talk about our issues like adults.”
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- Part 2 of a thousand teeth and yours among them
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25 Jan 2026
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i am wound so tightly i hardly even breathe by viomins
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Jan 2026
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"Stop what?"
"This," Illuga said, gesturing vaguely between them with his free hand. "Whatever game you're playing. I can't–" He swallowed hard. "–I can't keep doing this. It feels like–” The words died in his throat. He couldn't put a name to the feeling that had been plaguing him for so long.
Flins’ gaze had become quite weird at that point. It made something electric run through him.
“Like what?” Flins asked again.
“Like you’re stringing me along.”
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- Part 1 of a thousand teeth and yours among them
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22 Jan 2026
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Despite everything, Akira Kurusu cannot keep himself from meeting with Goro Akechi, even if he has to do it behind the Thieves' backs. On paper, their fates are destined to oppose each other... but Akira has no intention of betraying his team OR of abandoning Akechi. When you come to love so many people, you grow compelled to fight for them, despite all odds.
A look at the events of the game if only Akira had reached out to Akechi, just a bit more, in spite of the Phantom Thieves.
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04 Jan 2026
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0422-XXXX: Hey.
0422-XXXX: It’s the guy from the restaurant this afternoon. I was debating whether or not to send you this message, but I feel it’s only fair I let you know.
0422-XXXX: I’m not interested.
0422-XXXX: I do appreciate you giving me your number, and I’m sure your confidence will treat you well in the future. But I likely won’t contact you any further than this.
0422-XXXX: Best wishes.
akira kurusu: ????????
akira kurusu: excuse me??
akira kurusu: i don’t remember giving anyone my number today????
akira kurusu: or going out, for that matter???
0422-XXXX: I must have the wrong number, then. Apologies for the inconvenience.
akira kurusu: np dude well done on the rejectionakira kurusu: i lied
akira kurusu: that was an awful rejection
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29 Dec 2025
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“Forgive me if this is too forward, but...” Flins’s eyes sparkled with something akin to mischief. “Allow me to show you what you are worth."
“Only if you promise to be gentle.” Aether tells himself it was a joke. He was merely... playing along.
But the look on Flins’s face at that—it was downright lecherous. Licentious.
“Why, you have my word, darling.”
With the fae, there is no such thing as a joke—not when he is what, or rather who, a fae wants. Honestly, Aether should have expected it; give a fae an inch, and they will take a mile. It's a well-known old wives' tale—the first he heard in Nod Krai, in fact.
How obvious it should have been, then, that Flins is no exception.
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29 Nov 2025