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the only thing that works for me (help me get away from myself) by akuvvv9
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
16 Mar 2026
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“I guess I’m just angry about a lot of things.”
“Things like…?”
“Like, Mason, for fucking one.” Mike groans, untangling one of his hands to coarse through his bangs. He pushes it back, revealing his beautifully expressive brows. They curve, swoop, frown. Will holds back the urge to kiss it better. “And the fact that I knew your heat was coming but couldn’t get you to the nurse’s office fast enough. The fact that I couldn’t even stand up to Mason and his lackeys. That you did and I let you.”
If anybody else had said that, Will would’ve been offended. But coming from Mike, he knows he didn’t say that to mean he thinks Will can’t protect himself. He knows that he can. He was the only one to know it. Instead, it loosens Will’s control over his pheromones and a puff of affection shoots out.
Mike picks up on it, obvious from his quick sniff, but he keeps rambling on anyway. “The fact that that mouthbreather’s pheromones are what triggered your heat when it should have been mine,” he snarls out the last few words.
-Or, alternatively, how many heats does it take for Mike and Will to get together? The answer will not surprise you.
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08 Mar 2026
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u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnDu/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]
Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.
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04 Mar 2026
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“Do you wanna sit between them?” Mike interrupts him, voice glazed with honey as he speaks. He keeps his cock tight against Will’s ass as he leans forwards, kissing from Will’s shoulder blade to his neck until he reaches the space behind Will’s ear. Will whimpers impatiently at the gesture, trying to wriggle his hips against Mike’s.
“My legs, when I spread them?”
Will loves the way Mike always sits with his legs spread.
Mike is a perceptive, cocky bastard, so he knows that—and invites Will to sit between them.- Language:
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02 Mar 2026
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The Secrets That You Keep (When You're Talking in Your Sleep) by DH_epub
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Mar 2026
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Mike thinks it all started the day the Byers moved into their house.
Having sold their house in Hawkins a year prior and moved to California, when they came back, and the town got put in lockdown, they didn’t have a place to go.
Mike had kindly offered up their place during Nancy’s graduation dinner.
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The 18-month gap between s4 and s5 told from Mike's POV (with a season five rewrite because what the fuck!)
Also known as the answer to Mikewhatthefuckdidyoudo gate
Steve "the ally" Harrington is to Mike what Robin is to Will
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- Part 1 of Do You Want to Know a Secret?
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27 Feb 2026
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Mike is waiting for Will in the basement, a look of suspicious, nervous excitement on his face. He cleared the table and laid out upon it are two card games.
"Now, I know you’ll resist," Mike blurts out, stepping toward him. "But I think this will be good. For both of us! For when we... you know,” Mike trails off, “When we get partners.”
Will scoffs, stepping closer to inspect the titles.
Spill or Sip and Truth, Dare, or Strip.
Or: Mike suggests a spicy card game to help Will loosen up before college. It works a little too well, and suddenly they’re gambling with unresolved feelings, and clothes, that were meant to stay in place.
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26 Feb 2026