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“I’ve always found Christmas to be a rather romantic time. Wouldn’t you agree, Jeeves?” I said to my man.
“The season does have its particular charms, sir,” Jeeves replied.
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In which Jeeves and Bertie pass a fateful Christmas at Skeldings Hall, the home of one Bobbie Wickham, and find themselves spending quite a bit of time under the mistletoe.
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Bertie Phones a Friend by theoldbean
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
28 Nov 2025
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"We Woosters are men of iron wills, spines made of steel, all the sort of stuff befitting the sort of chappies who fought at Agincourt. But at this particular moment, this particular Wooster was feeling rather nervous to pick up the phone. It wasn’t the device itself, you understand, that was causing my insides to twist and churn, but instead the nature of the call I was tasked with and the subsequent request I had to make."
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Bertie calls a friend for a favor.
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Down to Earth by theoldbean
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
30 Oct 2025
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"Like Icarus, I had flown too close to the sun and had only my inevitable plunge into the storm-tossed sea awaiting me. Mr. Wooster, seeing my faults, my melted wings of wax, would tire of me and find another more worthy of his praise and ardor."
Jeeves’s attempt to rescue Bertie from a hedge maze goes awry, leaving the two stranded, and the chaps start to see each other in a new light.
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Jeeves and the Amorous Advice by theoldbean
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
20 Sep 2025
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“My dear, I would prefer if you were to refrain from giving your friends advice relating to the bedroom," Jeeves said.
“What? I mean to say, why?” I replied, absolutely flabbergasted.
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In which Bertie gives Bingo some fruity advice, it backfires, and he must put the matter before Jeeves in order to give Bingo something more up to snuff. And perhaps Bertie discovers something about his man along the way. -
Joy in August by theoldbean
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
30 Aug 2025
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"And so we rewrote the tradition a bit into something that would suit both of us much better. Jeeves tells his public he’s going one place, I tell my people I’m going another, and then we meet up at a third location known only to ourselves. Usually someplace nice and quiet, rather isolated from the rest of society, and with dashed good fishing."
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After getting together, Jeeves and Bertie start spending Jeeves's annual August holiday together.
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in vino veritas by theoldbean
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
15 Mar 2025
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Valet's Honeymoon by romanathethird
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
16 Jul 2025
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If you were playing one of those word-association games that those psychiatrist Johnnies use to tell you that you have odd beliefs about cigars, I bet it would take a good long while before you got from ‘honeymoon’ to ‘aunt’. If there’s one thing that you’re not supposed to have on a honeymoon, it’s an aunt. In fact, as we approached Venice, as far as I knew all my troublesome relatives were five hundred or more miles of clear blue sea away from me, and I gave them not a thought.
In which Jeeves and Wooster are enjoying a relaxing and romantic honeymoon - until Aunt Agatha appears.
(Part 3 of a series, but can be read as a standalone).
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- Part 3 of Happily Ever After, Jeeves
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11 Aug 2025
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Bertie goes to a rather rummy sort of club, the last place one would expect to find one's brilliant valet. What follows is more rummy stuff, lots of drinking, much too much smoking, and some other unmentionable things.
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