19 Works by thepalewalker
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the emperor's new groove by thepalewalker
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
06 Jun 2026
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“And what price will you ask of me?” Sheev asked. “I doubt the Nightsisters have stooped as low as charity.”
Talzin laughed. “You seek to know the future! That is the price.”
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Rough vignette collection for a Sheev Palpatine character study that is slightly au. (the au part is literally just that he's nicer to Darth Vader)
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Flambae takes Robert to an underground fighting tournament for non-supers. He has a better time than he expected to.
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the bloated corpse of a drunk by thepalewalker for southsuns
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
01 Sep 2025
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Maybe because you met her drinking.
But when you’re sober, you don’t have the confidence. You feel like you’d dirty her skin if you touched her under her clothes. You wash your hands before peeling an orange, don’t you? How do you wash a soul?
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Harry and Dora's downward spiral, prompt from southsuns for a fic trade.
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he'll wanna show me off to all his friends by thepalewalker
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Never Stop Blowing Up
07 Sep 2024
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INTEGRITY: WHO ARE YOU WHEN NO ONE’S WATCHING?
The poster loomed over the lobby of the charity shop, as your donations hung in your arms. You’re cleaning out form-fitting long-sleeved t-shirts and blouses. You can’t think of a good reason why, other than your closet is too full, and you need to make room for your blazers.
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A brief look at Liv Skyler after the events of NSBU.
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ARES ADAMASTOS by thepalewalker
Fandoms: Lore Olympus (Webcomic), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
10 Oct 2023
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Come to me, oh, Muse, bring the sacred fire to my lips, so that I might write truly of those things which have not come to pass, to sing truly of the nature of things, if not the fact, and to be worthy of the holy inspiration you have given me.
Sing, now, of the pride of Zeus’ son, which spurred him to the greatest ambition, leading him to seek the crown and throne of his father, causing such devastation as the world has never seen since the clashes of Titans and the fall of the Sky. Sing of his queen, of his lover, of his brothers in arms, and the traitors who flung him into the house of Hades.
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Or, Ares is exiled to the mortal realm for murder, meets Persephone and bonds with her more, and this changes everything.
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i wanna live in the city with no friends or family by thepalewalker
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
02 Sep 2023
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Harry has a night-out post-Martinaise and avoids bars while thinking about Dora. He ends up going to a BDSM club and doesn't participate.
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Recent statistics show death by hanahaki is on the rise. Sources disagree as to why.
Dialectical materialists say that the encroaching nature of the Pale has made it easier for hanahaki flowers to take root. When in ancient history, it needed a passion like that of madness to manifest in reality, now, an unrequited crush, lust, or admiration is often enough.
Communists say it is because we no longer exist in a state of love with our fellow men. Capitalism has been driving us apart so much that we don’t love our neighbours, so even platonic affection is unrequited and strangles us.
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Harry has chronic hanahaki disease. This is some drabbles about it.
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A collection of Disco Elysium one-shots that I didn't feel like posting on their own! These were all for fic trades but. you know.
1: Kim and Jean solve "cases" together and don't get along.
2. Harry is a vampire, and thinks weird thoughts about Kim.
3. Harry helps someone in crisis.
4. Pissfaggot and Fuck the World post jacket theft. -
our souls in the ocean forever will be by thepalewalker
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
20 Apr 2023
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Lighthouses are the next little celestial bodies. Lightmen all learn this at some point as they become a regular feature of the electromagnetic architecture. They do not become like clockwork, they become like seasons, consistent, rising, yet variable, yet unknowable. It is a shame that the lighthouse keepers have no way to sit down and tell stories with each other, or else, there would be a pantheon of Lightmen, for the sun, moon, and every star.
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Harry is a lighthouse keeper, Kim is a sailor on an aerostatic engine. They never meet.
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like a roll of rapidly burning film by thepalewalker
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
15 Apr 2023
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He didn’t drink to make himself feel better. Nothing did that. He drank to make himself ill. He drank to black out. He drank to hurt himself. Alcoholism was an illness, the only one he could give himself, and maybe someone would take notice.
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A series of vignettes about Harry Du Bois caring for people before Martinaise, as a deeply broken man.
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You are a Motorcorp Coupris 40 F-F2, fitted with a KR18GU engine. You know this. It is the only possible thing for you to know.
That is why it is so disorienting to find yourself as not a car.
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Harry checks out and his car is picking up the slack and trying to figure out how to be human.
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to do something you shouldn't by thepalewalker for brainwormterrarium
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
09 Apr 2023
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Before Martinaise, both Jean and Harry did not treat the other person fairly. That type of take-and-take meant it evened out on either end.
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or five times since Echem has learned better, and a time from before he did.
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Harry and Jean reconnected as best they could after Martinaise, and Jean is interested in connecting with Kim too. Harry misunderstands the scope of the Homosexual Underground.
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- Part 3 of Transgender? I hardly know 'er!
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the road to hell is paved with morally neutral impulses by thepalewalker for brainwormterrarium
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
31 Mar 2023
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How Trant Heidelstam started his career from unlucky college student to Moralintern snitch.
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A series of vignettes exploring the gender of one Jean Vicquemare.
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- Part 2 of Transgender? I hardly know 'er!
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Jean doesn't do 'horse riding therapy', he teaches kids how to ride horses. Mikael's teachers recommended Trant take him there anyway.
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A series of vignettes exploring the gender of one Harry Du Bois.
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- Part 1 of Transgender? I hardly know 'er!
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Even without his signature disco-era clothes, body-glitter, and silver guitar, his bushy muttonchops and mullet were unmistakable, and how could Kim not recognize him? Kitsuragi had a poster and box of records all bearing this man’s likeness.
“Oh my God, you’re Harry Du Bois,” Kim said.