therealisticilusion
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It’s ultimately not even her choice to give in to this urge. He just asks her one day, out of the blue, while she’s taking those damn hard-boiled eggs apart. “Would you like to be a girl?”
It knocks the air out of her lungs.
Helena Eagan takes the shape of a woman. Helly R. can't wrap her brain around what exactly that means.
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ilyarozanovofficial ✓ on Instagram
[a slideshow post of Ilya and Shane’s time in the Bahamas, complete with scenic sunset pictures, coconuts by the beach, and a shot of Shane from the back showing only his forearm and his hand linked with Ilya’s, leading him forward]
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You look very nice in that swimsuit
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@S_Hollander24 sorry, i have a boyfriend
2,384 likesThe only thing the media knows about famous model Ilya Rozanov's secret boyfriend is that he exists. Shane is happy to keep their relationship private, until he isn't.
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29 Dec 2025
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side effects may include: caring, falling in love, lying to yourself by renecdote
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Dec 2025
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"Jesus Christ," Shane breathes, reaching out more slowly, fingers barely touching as he runs them over the bruising. He has bruised his ribs before; he knows how much it fucking hurts. "What's wrong with you?"
Rozanov answers that question, maybe, but it's quick and acerbic and entirely in Russian. Shane fantasies, for a brief moment, about taking him by the shoulders and shaking him until his teeth rattle.
"No, really," he says. "What was the plan here? You're practically allergic to wearing a shirt, but you thought you'd just fuck me from behind and hope I wouldn't notice that you didn't take it off?"
You thought I wouldn't notice that you were in pain?
Ilya is hurt. Shane doesn't care (lying). Sex is obviously the sensible thing to do here.
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29 Dec 2025
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everything's easier way out west by rabidrozanov (strangersatellites)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Dec 2025
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“This is awkward. This room isn’t available to the guests.” He’s holding back a giggle and can see in the twitch of his lips that Ilya is too. They’re never played around like this. Never been comfortable enough to have fun instead of just sex.
Ilya nods, solemn. “Hm. That is disappointing.”
God he’s so handsome. Shane’s eyes drift to his lips and he gets an idea.
“I’m sorry, sir. We’d really like to accommodate you-”
But then the expression on Ilya’s face shifts and suddenly it's not a game anymore.
It’s a split-second of fear that he missed the mark. He only barely even remembers that conversation.
“Maybe you could teach me Russian?”
“Only important phrases. Like ‘yes, sir’ and ‘harder, please.’
Ilya had been joking but... there had been a note of earnestness to his voice. Right?
or: A rewrite of the bellboy scene where Shane calls Ilya "sir" and a puzzle piece clicks into place.
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29 Dec 2025
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Shane doesn't mean to say it, the first time. It's just that he's only been with women, he tells himself. It's just the way he hears the guys talk in the locker room. It's just the words he knows, the ones he defaults to in the moment of passion.
Or, what happens when Shane's id has some ideas about new things to say in the bedroom and Ilya is 100% on board.
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26 Dec 2025
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Shane gets injured and can't join the Centaurs road trip. The team desperately wants him back, both for his ability on the ice and his ability to deal with Ilya.
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- Part 2 of Sweet Hollanov
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26 Dec 2025