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You're the First, the Last, My Everything by miraworos for Z A Dusk (snakeandmoon)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Dec 2022
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Sequel to At Last by Z A Dusk. The wedding has come and gone, and Crowley wants his wedding night to be perfect. Unfortunately, his shiny new husband has locked himself in the bedroom of their honeymoon villa and won't come out.
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11 Apr 2026
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please turn me on (i'm mr. coffee with an automatic drip) by quitequaintrelle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
29 Mar 2026
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“Shhh, shhh, listen. Listen. Alright… Listen,” Crowley hears himself babble, his mouth taking over while his mind short circuits in panic.
Shushing is hardly necessary. Aziraphale is staring up at Crowley with his mouth hanging open, no sound coming out. He's unfairly gorgeous in the golden lamplight, cocooned by ridiculous tartan sheets and far too many throw pillows. All glowing and pink in the face from their earlier exertions leading up to that sad, deflated balloon of a conclusion.
After an agonising beat, Aziraphale snaps his jaw shut and offers Crowley an impossibly gentle smile. “I'm all ears, my dear,” he murmurs. There’s that blasted gentleness again.
It's all somehow worse than if he were upset.
Aziraphale and Crowley's first time in bed together goes about as smoothly as the rest of their relationship.
(They get there eventually.)
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03 Apr 2026
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In The New Beginning by EyesOnHisThighs
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV) RPF, Good Omens (Graphic Novel)
08 Sep 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley were free. No longer at the mercies of Heaven and Hell, they retained their ranks and their power, but could move how and when…and with whom they pleased. That meant they were free to be together and to openly love one another.
After the second near-ending of the world and the threat it had posed to their relationship, Aziraphale and Crowley took advantage of their new found freedom. They learned that their millennia-long habit of hiding feelings had not served them well and they were committed to being more open and exploring this new aspect to their relationship.
That they had loved each other deeply since the beginning was undeniable. They had never named it despite the millions of ways they had shown it. They now freely shared “I love you,” the first having been a moment that felt like it could fracture time and space. They were finally - finally! - comfortable in their expression.
They were learning to be more comfortable in one another’s arms. Crowley’s desperate kiss was a bittersweet memory and a lesson on how they wanted to be with one another now that they were safe.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Parents Timeline
- Part 1 of Aziraphale and Crowley's New Relationship
- Part 1 of Aziraphale And Crowley Sexual Firsts (Times, Experiences, Positions, Kinks)
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05 Mar 2026
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“Does everything you say have to be an innuendo?” Barry asked.
“Only until you learn to take a hint,” Hal said.
Barry’s eyes widened. “What does that mean?”
“What do you think it means?”
Barry hesitated only a moment before answering, “It sounds like you’re trying to flirt with me.”
“I have been for years,” Hal admitted with a genuine smile. “Thanks for noticing.”
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08 Feb 2026
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Five Times Hal Complains and One He Shuts The Hell Up by ChocolateTeapots for finalfrontierpioneer
Fandoms: DCU
24 Sep 2021
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The world’s ridiculous, and Hal’s going to tell Barry all about it. Oh, and hopefully they'll get together at some point.
It’s not like Hal really has a plan, but that's never stopped him before. Let the whining and dining commence!
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- Part 1 of Whining and Dining
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28 Jan 2026