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Mori thinks it will be fun to test his Demon Prodigy by confronting him with his past. Things don't really go as Mori had expected.
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After the extermination battle Alastor is injured more seriously than he is willing to admit, even to himself. As the days go on he becomes increasingly bad at hiding his struggle, and the hotel residents gradually catch on to what is happening.
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The Umbrellas and Ray have made it back to 2019 only to discover that Reginald has replaced them with a new academy called The Sparrows. Well, he replaced some of them anyway. Seems a few of The Umbrellas made a positive enough impression to be included in his new plan. His new group of children and adjusted parenting approach has resulted in Ben not dying at 17, Five not getting lost in time at 13, and the Sparrows remaining together as a team through adulthood.
Five quickly realizes that the doppelgangers (and the potentially resulting paradox psychosis) present a massive danger not only to his family, but to this entire timeline if things get out of hand. So, The Umbrellas retreat to take stock of the situation and give Five time to figure out just how bad things are. While they do so, they live together as a family like they never had the chance to do when they were kids.
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As an angel, Cas saw time and again that it is impossible to go back in time to alter fate. He knew this as an immutable fact, right up until he found the loophole—to send the mind of the present back to merge with the body of the past. It took a lot of creativity, psychotropics, and a willingness to die, but Cas found a way to send himself and Dean back to 2005 for a chance at averting the apocalypse. Once there (then?) they discover that the hard part isn't going to be changing things, it's going to be adjusting to living in a world not being destroyed by the apocalypse.
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Sam and Dean are in Aspen, Colorado after what they thought was a spirit taking out hikers turned out to just be several people disregarding trail signs warning of sink holes. Sam talks Dean into taking a break from his quest to justify their dad's sacrifice and have a nice dinner. Imagine Sam's surprise when he runs into a couple of old friends.
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Everything’s Going Just As Planned by bxdysnxtchers4ever
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Oct 2025
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Irregular updates (11/4/2024)
Shortened title (4/11/2025)Mori was not a man to take an affront lightly, especially when the affront was committed by a man wearing spandex who lacked the mental faculties to comprehend that even the head of the mafia could engage in above-board business dealings. So, when he found himself dangling by the collar at the hands of a man who practically glowed, he couldn’t help but let out a bitter, mirthless laugh to cover up the ice-cold rage that consumed him. Thinking only of revenge, he carefully planned his next move.
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Chuuya had done a lot of batshit crazy things in his life--he’s taken out entire rival gangs with just Dazai at his side, he’s been betrayed by the people closest to him, and he’d even risen to be one of the most influential members of the port Mafia before he even turned 16. But nothing, and I mean nothing, could have prepared him for his next mission. A pro-hero? UA student? Him? And that bandaged freak was going to? The demon prodigy? Are you freaking kidding me right now?
Or Mori is attacked, so soukoku is forced to go to UA
In which Dazai can say emoticons out loud.
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We're Not Dating (But Our Therapist Thinks We Are) by duffolou
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Nov 2025
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Chuuya matches with Dazai on a dating app and Dazai proposes they go to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice that they don't actually know each other.
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This is Stupid; We Regret Everything by BurntOutNgl
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Sep 2025
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Mori sends Soukoku on a bodyguard mission with the requirements to 1. Protect class 1A and (later stated) 2. Drag out the UA traitor.
[Everything will be based on the light novels for Bungo Stray Dogs from “FIFTEEN,” to “The Day I Picked Up Dazai (Side A)”]
There is an audio reading for this fanfic on YouTube by the user @Lucia_Undergrove if anyone’s interested 🙂
Updates the first week of every month
Will be on hiatus until further notice
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- Part 1 of BSD Crossovers
- Part 1 of BSD
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teenage nightmares commit atrocities by forever_wandering
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Apr 2023
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“Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”
“Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”
“Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”
Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.
“I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”
Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.
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The Hate In Me Bleeds Through You by Aspendoesinfactlive
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Aug 2025
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There was a silence that ate at Dazai’s soul. It lasted after the binges and after the cutting. It lasted when he tried to die and when he forgot how to live. It lingered when he talked and echoed when he stayed silent.
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Dazai struggles with his mental health and pushes everyone away in an attempt to die; luckily for him, the people in his life love him too much to let him go (well, some of them do)
ft. torture, ED(s), SH, lots of arguments, and gay people being sad