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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Chuuya matches with Dazai on a dating app and Dazai proposes they go to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice that they don't actually know each other.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Ch 4

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    “Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”

    “Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”

    “Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”

    Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.

    “I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”

    Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
    One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.

    Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.

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    17 Sep 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Chuuya sighed, “You can’t keep doing this.”
    A voice filtered through water, Chuuya’s words pierced through Dazai’s spine. It was wrong for Chuuya to be so calm when Dazai was fraying at the edges. It was unnerving to hear Chuuya’s voice when Dazai had been so used to screaming.

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    Dazai is sent to a mental hospital and comes back even more traumatized. Chuuya and the agency are left to fix the shattered pieces of Dazai's existence

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    12 Sep 2025

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    Ch 4

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    The story about unhealthy relationships and exploring what connection and love mean to Dazai and Chuuya. A journey throughout their relationship spanning from when they first met, to far after current canon times.

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    11 Sep 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    When Oda Sakunosuke reaches for his friend as he steps toward a terrorist's gun, he doesn't anticipate being hit with an ability that stops his timeline and transports him 4 years into the future. Now, he must try to navigate the news that his companion, the feared mafia executive Osamu Dazai, has changed sides and become a good man. Alternatively, as the Armed Detective Agency tries to track down the source of the ability user keeping Oda in the future, Dazai faces a choice: should he help the agency and rectify the mix-up, or let Oda stay in their timeline?

    "Oda did not blame those who vilified Dazai. After all, they had never been there to see the intense self-hatred violently present in a young and injured 16-year-old who wanted nothing more than to die. They hadn’t been there to witness how Dazai had begged Oda for death, even to the point of petulantly fighting with him in some strange attempt to sway his opinion. He had been young and impressionable, and now it was Oda’s responsibility- his duty, even, to shape him carefully into a better man than Odasaku had been in his own life."

    (Previously called Future Feature)

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    25 Aug 2025

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    Ch 1

  6. Public Bookmark 34

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    Dazai knew that Oda was too good of a man to be his friend, yet he still was. Even knowing Dazai killed ruthlessly as an Executive in the Mafia, he still extended his caring compassion to a demon such as himself. And despite knowing that Oda had turned over a new leaf and was living a life in the light, Dazai was a selfish creature that clung to him. Staining him.

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    Oda never joins the Mafia despite meeting Dazai. Oda joins the ADA and Dazai becomes an executive. Can the two remain friends despite their chosen paths? Or will their differences and clashing morals tear them apart?

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    10 Aug 2025

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  7. Public Bookmark 76

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    Chuuya forgets he’s supposed to be playing the part of the broken half of Yokohama’s most terrifying duo. The kicked puppy. The weaker half.

    Not harboring the fucking runaway in his own fucking apartment with headquarters ten minutes away by foot.

    Alternatively; Chuuya shelters a grieving Dazai after his defection from the Port Mafia, and everything he thought to be true crumbles around him.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    “You know this won't make me trust you any faster,” Chuuya murmurs, rubbing Dazai’s bottom lip with a gloved thumb. “But we have as much time as we need for that, don't we?"

    Dazai remembers what Mori said - that how long he stays with Chuuya, under his supervision, is up to Chuuya's discretion.

    Dazai has a feeling he’s never going to leave Chuuya’s control again.

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    10 Aug 2025

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  9. Public Bookmark 44

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    Dazai Osamu gets turned back into a child from before he became a member of the mafia, only being known as the demon prodigy and for being under the Port mafia's bosses care.

    After Dazai arrives at the Port Mafia's building, Mori decides to send Dazai back to the ADA so he can cause chaos and destruction.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Dazai seems to be back to his usual I-love-giving-Chuuya-a-headache self, and thus, loudly and proudly declares: “I have two guesses as to where we have been transported!” he pauses purely for the dramatics and just stares at Chuuya smugly, “wouldn’t you like to hear them, chibi?”

    Chuuya rubs the bridge of his nose, shutting his eyes tightly, “Just spit it out, bastard.”

    “So rude,” the mackerel whines at him, at which he can just groan desperately. However, the gods smile at him from the skies above, through the tiny break of sunshine in the sea of clouds, and Dazai finally gets to the point. “We have either travelled to the future, or we were transported to an alternate universe. I am more inclined to believe the first one.”

     

    Or: Chuuya and Dazai work out their relationship while being chased by a hero or two.

     

    currently on hiatus

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Dazai and Chuuya infiltrate UA.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Aizawa Osamu was taken at four years old from a park and after two years he was pronounced dead.

    Aizawa Shouta was supposed to be watching his little brother at a park and after two years he started hero school.

    Now 18 years later one is an executive for the biggest mafia in Yokohama and the other is the top underground hero investigating him.

    **UNDER WRITING**
    **Updated version IS posted under another work.**
    **Some plots/details are subject to change, especially later chapters.**

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Chuuya was not a hero. In fact, he was the opposite. But when a mission leads him to have to attend the UA, perhaps his beliefs will clash.

    On the other side, Dazai will have to infiltrate the League of Villains while doing everything he can to stop the heroes' beliefs from poisoning Chuuya.

    Who will win in the end?

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Teenage Soukoku are given the task of going undercover to UA as Hero Students to keep a look out for All For One's return, however, Class 1A is a trouble magnet.

    Plus, it's very hard to pretend to not know who Shitty Dazai was at school when he's so... Shitty. (And totally not handsome, nuh uh nope.)

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    10 Aug 2025

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  15. Public Bookmark 1

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    Dazai Osamu believes he has been disqualified from being human
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    Nakahara Chuuya knows Dazai has always been human.

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    10 Aug 2025

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  16. Public Bookmark 46

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    Corruption overtakes Chuuya with all the force of an ocean wave. He screams and thrashes on the stone floor, pulling his hair and writhing as his bones grind against each other. It’s a seizure and a sudden stillness; a birth and a terrible death.

    Rage. Destruction. Hatred.

    And, beneath it all, he feels fear as two large doors shut out the light with a resounding boom.

    Those doors don’t open again for a very long time.

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    There's something terrible beneath the floors of the Port Mafia boss's home. A group of assassins find out the hard way.

    Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe's "Masque of the Red Death"

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Is there any value to this thing we call living?
    Why are we born into this world if only to die?

    Dazai left this world by choice but finds himself stuck as a ghost wandering the dusty corridors of an abandoned hospital with only the wind as friend, whispering sweet melodies to him every day that he would terribly like to no longer hear.
    Chuuya is looking for answers about his unclear past. To understand where he comes from and finally put an end to his years of incomprehension. His many searches lead him to an abandoned hospital.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Izuku Midoriya is sucked into another dimension for a year and a half, but only for a week in his home dimension. He lives life as Kenshiro Tadashi, a Port Mafia Executive with no memories of his past. He's brought back to Musutafu alive, yet he is an entirely different person. He is forced to face his past, which was long forgotten, at UA high.

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    Kenshiro Tadashi, formerly Izuku Midoriya, tragically and unfortunately meets Ougai Mori. He collects a few pennies on his journey in Yokohama (trauma, depression, trust issues), but he also finds a hundred-dollar bill along the way (cue Osamu Dazai, formerly Shuuji Tsushima).

    (Also featuring major character development throughout the story, trust the process)

    I put TWs at the start of the chapter when needed!!

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    10 Aug 2025

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    After a failed suicide attempt, years of bullying, and his mother's death, Izuku Midoriya doesn't think he has any option besides joining the League of Villains. After all, foster care is no place for a quirkless kid like him. Plus, working as a hacker and analyst for the League doesn't sound like it would be too bad. But, after meeting a hurt little girl in Overhaul's headquarters, Toga and Izuku can't just sit back and take orders from Shigaraki anymore. With some careful consideration, Izuku figures a villain reformation program at UA doesn't sound horrible, even if it means having to put up with Bakugou.

    NOW A PODFIC! Recorded and posted on YouTube by Put Your Hands Up Podfics! Link in last chapter!

    EDIT 2/27/2024 - I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR THE SALE OF BOOK/FICBINDING OF THIS FANFICTION. I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR THE SALE OF THIS FIC IN ANY FORMAT. ALL CHARACTERS/PLACES/THEMES ARE THE PROPERTY OF THE ORIGINAL CREATOR(S), THIS WORK IS JUST FOR FUN, NOT FOR ANY SORT OF PROFIT.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Izuku Midoriya and Hitoshi Shinso are never going to be the kind of heroes that make civilains think ‘oh, thank god we’re saved,’ when they arrive at the scene. There's too much prejudice against them, so a kid with a villain quirk and one with no quirk at all are never going to be able to inspire that sort of trust.

    So instead of becoming heroes that bring hope, they decide to become the next best thing.

    The kind of heroes that make villains think, ‘oh, fuck, we’re screwed.’

    This fic has a discord.

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    10 Aug 2025

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