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My friend on Instagram (jojkees) made this universe and it might be a crack idea, but it will not leave my head so I wrote it down. Squidward finally gets his dream of being a kpop singer and clarinet player, but it breaks up him and SpongeBob and sends him down an alcohol and depression-induced spiral until something, something horrible, sends him packing and back to Bikini Bottom and into therapy with one Dr. Sandy Cheeks. I do not know if this will be more than one chapter, but enjoy. I am no writing professional, but that is ok lol. This is just for fun, for the chaos.
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During the battle at the department of mysteries, Harry followed Sirius through the veil. The whole wizarding world mourns the boy who lived. Everyone but Draco, who isn't ready to give up on Harry just yet. Now that they've finally started a tentative friendship, he will do anything to get Harry back. Even if it means breaking a few laws and teaming up with a muggle.
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10 Jan 2026
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Chasing Dragons by The_Sinking_Ship for Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.
But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.
Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.
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09 Jan 2026
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Harry is neither professor nor student. There's no reason he should still be at Hogwarts.
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06 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy might not be a killer, but it turns out he's an effective painkiller. If stopping pain was all Draco's touch did, things might not be so complicated, but either way Harry can't afford to be choosy.
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31 Dec 2025
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What We Pretend We Can't See by gyzym for shecrows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2017
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Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.
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15 Apr 2025

