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    Stiles Stilinski would like it known that he did not intend to break the law. Or get a new boyfriend. Or be forcefully adopted and recruited by the BAU. He never intended to solve murders, just as he never intended to get his best friend turned into a Halloween stereotype. Though he doesn't regret it, he would like to blame it on Scott and Jackson for leaving Stiles and Danny unsupervised in a lockable room with alcohol. Honestly, their lives would have been much simpler if they had just stuck to the normal teenage things like making out, instead of hacking the BAU.
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    You created a Group Chat with PG and 5 others.

    The Lawston Butcher was a woman, not a dude. Pretty sure she was your third witness, Mrs. Alfia.

    DM: What?

    George Gelding wasn’t one of her victims, which threw off your data. His killer just used the Butcher’s method to throw off the trail. Also, his killer was most likely Kyle Freeden.

    AH: Thank you for your input on one of our past cases. May we have your name for the record of the tip?

    LOL no. I’m drunk, not stupid.

    [Cross posted on Wattpad, Username: L3T5G3TKR4K3N]

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    22 Oct 2025

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    Genesis and Angeal, sixteen-year-old Second Class SOLDIERs, face death when they challenge Sephiroth over his treatment of Cloud. They live, but not without Cloud paying a steep price to kill the Demon, and not without landing in a completely different dimension. Cloud deserves to wake up from his never-ending nightmares, and they'll do anything to make sure he does—even put their trust in soldiers and princes from a foreign world.

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    05 Aug 2024

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    Detective Brian O’Conner was an oddity among UC operatives.

    And for a simple, but also complex reason:

    The best UCs were rootless.

    They had no ties, no responsibilities or connections outside of their work to bog them down or trouble their minds during an operation.

    The best UCs could let everything else go and sink into their roles for however long was required to take down their targets.

    Of course, this also had a side-effect of risking the best UCs to going “native” or sinking so far into their roles that they turn from excellent officers of the law into the most frustrating criminals to catch as they end up creating the bonds that they lack outside of the job with the same targets they’re supposed to be spying on and gathering evidence to lock away.

    Brian O’Conner was an oddity in that not only was he one of the best UCs in the Los Angeles Police Department’s stable of officers, but he also had not only ties to life outside his work but potentially the strongest ones around:

    Brian O’Conner was soulmarked.
    And not merely once but five times.

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    Come away, O' Human Child,
    To the Waters and The Wild,
    With a faery, hand in hand,
    For the world's more full of weeping,
    than you can understand,
    -W. B. Yeats

    Harry dies alone and cold, with only a phoenix and a basilisk corpse for company. He wakes up in a coffin sometime later.

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    Honestly, she should've just stayed home. If she had, maybe she wouldn't have gotten chased through the woods by a monster. Or shoved into a world not her own. Or turned into someone other than herself with a familiar bite on her hip.

    No, really... did it have to be Stiles?!

    Or alternatively: Girl goes for a run, get's attacked and shoved into Fem!Stiles body and now has to deal with supernatural shanenigans.

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    15 Oct 2025

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