thoughtless_dreamer
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- Free! (10)
- Batman (Comics) (2)
- Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan (1)
- Welcome to Night Vale (1)
- Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) (1)
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“So—say we go ahead with this cockamamie notion of yours. How do you suppose we measure our success in determining a victor?”
“Now that’s easy. C’mon, Al, you’re smart, use that handsome head’a yours,” he grinned slyly. “You’ve made it in showbiz back Up there and way Down here. What’s the key to stayin’ relevant? Stayin’ on top? What’s the one thing that’ll make or break ya?”
“Ratings,” Alastor said without hesitation—upon which his entire face lit up, cracking a grin to match Angel’s. “Ratings.”
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An unlikely wager between Alastor and Angel Dust triggers a butterfly effect that threatens to wreck havoc on the tenuous power balance in Hell. As they say, the demon’s in the details — especially when this particular demon finds himself stumbling in-between the lines of his contract. What happens when Angel challenges Alastor to shake up the status quo in Hell for a second time in a century, and makes history as Hell's first (willing) radio guest star?
Alternatively and fondly summarized as: I think I accidentally created Loveline: Hell Edition. Or: Angel Dust Goes On The Radio
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When Makoto doesn't answer the door right away on the second Friday of the month, Haru's confused. After all, they've shared a routine like clockwork ever since they were children. However, nothing could have prepared him for the way Makoto greets him at the door, and he finds himself thrown for a loop.
So it's only fair that Makoto is also baffled when Haru starts acting strangely after a day like any other. Well, the Samezuka Cultural Festival. Haru may be a mystery to nearly everyone, but he's always been an open book for Makoto. Lately though, Makoto's been catching Haru staring a lot, mumbling with Rin--and then, of course, there's The Package.
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In which an unexpected game of dress up proves to have a remarkable amount of repercussion for Haru and Makoto.
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- Part 9 of Backstroke Kicks and Freestyle Flips
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"But Sakuya,” Yuuya needles, clutching the outfit to his chest protectively. Sakuya makes the fatal mistake of letting the motion of eye-searing pink drag his eyes back up to his brother’s face—and yes, just as expected, there are those godforsaken puppy eyes. "I only got to see you in it for ten minutes, at best."
“That is not my problem,” Sakuya replies in haughty exasperation, crossing his arms and glaring up at the older boy. "I had to don that hideous thing for half a day—hell has a better chance of freezing over than your hope of ever seeing me wear that blasphemous excuse for an outfit again.”
_________Yuuya does what Yuuya does best. He sweet talks.
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It's not that Makoto doesn't feel absolutely loved. No, Haru has always made sure that Makoto feels completely adored, from his hair to his toes. It's just a thought, a feeling, something niggling at the back of his mind whenever they change for practice or shop for new swimsuits at the mall.
So he's self-conscious about his body. Who ever has to know?
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- Part 8 of Backstroke Kicks and Freestyle Flips
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Makoto is whatever his family needs him to be. A son, an older brother-a perfect role model. It's a 24/7 job and he fulfills it happily. If means putting his own wants and needs on hold, what of it? They come first. He can wait. He just hadn't counted on Haru stepping in to say enough was enough. Haru/Makoto. Written for the kink meme.
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A series of separate HaruMakoto fics compiled into one big puddle of HaruMakoto freels.
Some of them are connected and some are not -- some were written for (or inspired) by the kinkmeme, whereas others are completely my fault.
Update 1: "You Know You Make Me Wanna" + "Shout!" are a first and second parter, in that order.
Update 2: "Finger Slip" + "Touch And Go" are a first and second parter, too.
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Ladies of the Evening, Gentlemen of the Night by samuraiflo, thoughtless_dreamer
Fandom: Batman (Comics), DCU - Comicverse
23 Apr 2014
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The Waynes are Gotham’s beloved family of most eligible bachelors - and sometimes bachelorettes, though you’d never know it just by looking at them. They’re also the most highly desired dates for anyone who’s anyone attending the many galas of Gotham’s high society - and also responsible for the biggest explosions of scandals coming to light, but,again, you’d never know it. Billionaire Bruce Wayne may be the city’s most infamous playboy, but he’s raising his boys right (well, maybe not in a way that wouldn’t make their real parents turn in their graves, but they’re having the time of their lives). They’re on for sale for the night and they’ll do their job with pleasure, but if there’s some unsavory secret you’ve been keeping, you might end up paying in more than just money.
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"If Angel didn’t know any better, he’d say Alastor looks even more unhinged than normal right now. Which is stupid, obviously, because Alastor has ‘never felt better’, as he likes to keep reminding them all, despite nearly dying to Adam’s holy bullshit just a few weeks ago. There’s just… something manically heightened in his eyes. Something weird in what Angel thinks is the lightest sheen of sweat on his brow, the tiny tightening of his lips as he grins that eerie grin, the way he doesn’t quite make eye-contact anymore. It’s the way his voice crackles with static, and the whine of it doesn’t totally disappear when he’s silent. Maybe it’s just Angel’s hard won expertise in reading the tiny changes of the body language of powerful, dangerous overlords for survival; but something’s definitely going on with the Radio Demon."
Or, Alastor gets drugged with an extremely powerful fuck-or-be-stuck-horny-forever love potion and reluctantly turns to Angel for help.
Or, Blake Roman said he shipped Radiodust and I took that personally.
A lot of sex, not a lot of plot.
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13 Dec 2025
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Angel should perhaps not be so comfortable in the presence of the very Overlord that held a personal kill record in Hell. But Angel generally had a pretty bad taste in men and an even worse case of curiosity. It wasn’t a mystery to Angel why he kept coming back.
Post-Season 2. Angel is vibrating with the lingering static of Vox’s hypnosis, and the noise is becoming deafening. Alastor, who despises the dissonance, offers a solution. Not a deal, not a favor, and certainly not kindness.
Alastor requires a silent room. Angel requires a place where the world stops spinning.
It’s not redemption. It’s housekeeping.Series
- Part 2 of Sleeping Spider
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09 Dec 2025
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Martin had always been favored by the summer courts, and moving up north to the little village of Lacuna is a difficult adjustment. It's rainy and lonely and everyone seems to have a strange, distant relationship with the local faerie court.
However: there is a strange man in a cloak who walks past Martin's remote little cottage every few days.
However: there is a moth that keeps getting stuck in Martin's house during the rain.
These events are not as disconnected as they first appear.
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31 Jan 2025
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Martin is the proprietor and manager of a very discrete and fairly exclusive brothel situated between Belgravia and Chelsea. Blackwood House excels at special requests and pleasing any client.
Except for Jon, who probably has never been pleased a day in his entire life.
Despite that, he still comes back. It eventually begs the question: how do you solve a problem like Jon Sims?
25/9/2020: now with epilogue
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25 Oct 2024
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“You give your guys a night out?” Angel lets out a low whistle. “I’m under contract with the wrong Overlord.” It’s meant to sound flirty and light; it comes out far more serious than it should.
“That can be corrected,” Alastor murmurs. His voice is low but clear, oddly free of static.
Angel blinks twice. “Don’t think Val’s looking to trade, Al.”
“Good thing a trade isn’t what I had in mind.” Alastor’s smile flashes, and static spikes. The lights of the hotel briefly dim. He offers Angel the fresh drink he’d just made. “More of a… vacancy. At the top.”
Alastor is preparing to make a move. In multiple ways.
Angel isn't looking for a way out of his bad situation. But nothing in his life, or death, has ever gone the way he'd planned it before.
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08 Sep 2024