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Astarion had decided to go with an expensive, prissy school in the middle of nowhere to pursue an undergraduate degree in pre-law. Unfortunately, this came with a lot of other issues:
Classes were divided into certain categories, such as “logical reasoning” and “communication skills”—whatever those two things meant. He just wanted to get in, get his degree in pre-law, and depart for greater horizons.
Now, he’d be stuck taking fucking biology.
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This is why Larian isn't making Baldur's Gate 4 by bluebeebalm, CuttingSilk, Gewhana, hackemssky, osiris_ryes, thvmission
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Jul 2024
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As Gale and Astarion's anniversary rolls around, Astarion commissions world renowned author Biff McSplort for a custom smutpiece.
It doesn't go as planned.
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The product of 17 authors going HAM for 12 hours in a google doc
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“We’re going to go out there, and you’re not going to make a single sound. For every sigh, whimper, moan, or grunt, I’ll add a strike. Each strike is five lashes.”
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Blast Damage Days by thvmission for VermillionFangs
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Apr 2024
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"Well... damn," sighed Astarion. "You may as well swap bodies with me. My scars don't cause me much pain. Must be much easier for me, compared to that orb of yours."
Gale paused, a long silence developing between the two.
Then, he broke it.
"That isn't the most terrible idea I've heard in my days," he prompted.
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my bloodweave brainrot spring ficswap fic for vermillionfangs! i hope you enjoy! <3
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"I want to know," Gale immediately blurted, then gestured vaguely to Astarion's body, "how to be pretty. Like you."
"My darling, what do you mean? You are already pretty."
"Not like you, Astarion. Not like you. You're all... soft edges, pale skin, round eyes, and curves. I'm just. I'm sharp edges, bumpy skin, narrow eyes, and boxy. I don't feel pretty," he lamented, looking Astarion up and down again. "I..."
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Gale accidentally texts Astarion instead of his coworker. Shenanigans, romance and sex ensue.
Ft. Art by Calolily and voiceacting by Wave!
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19 Jul 2024
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Bull's horn care leaves something to be desired.
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17 Jul 2024
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Dorian equips an amulet that he shouldn’t have. Iron Bull helps resolve his issue.
Wren's tags: writing, dragon age, dorian pavus, iron bull, doribull, sex hex, breeding, knotting, sizekink.
Wren's warnings: “Breeding” dirty talk, knotting, size kink. Iron Bull only does things that Dorian directly asks for, but it’s worth noting that Dorian is influenced by a heavy aphrodisiac. Although he’s fully aware of his actions, I’ve gotta slap a “romanticized questionable consent” label on this.
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17 Jul 2024
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Dorian bleeds after sex, and for all his experience, The Iron Bull has never been that man before.
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17 Jul 2024
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The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.
“What the —”
“No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”
“Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”
“There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”
“No!”
Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.
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17 Jul 2024